I can absolutely assure you that I was and still am 100% stone-cold, acohol-free sober!
No, until I get to know her a bit better, I'm assuming she is a throwback to an earlier generation in her family where a rich, handsome member of the aristocracy had a drunken shag with the sluttiest kitchen-maid up the back stairs of the baronial hall in Bellahouston and it is only now that the superior DNA ha managed to surface to supremamcy after years of submersion in the aformention knuckle-dragging gene pool.
Edit: BTW, should you not be adding "Unbeaten in 2010" to your sig?