Old Diamond

Good to see that Tunnocks are sponsoring the Scottish space programme.

Reminds me of the old Hector Nichol joke. What nationally is the man going into a brothel - he's a Kenyan What nationally is thd man coming out of the brothel - he's Finnish. And the man in the Brothel? Himalayan!

Isn't that called a Hawaiian?

Get the untaxed version today!!!

Keep those predictions coming!

I'm still waiting for the West Ham strikers.....

Think you'll find Airdrie under Championship.

The whole sorry saga of selling Broomfield before we had even secured planning permission for a new stadium. Looking back, the board were either naive, stupid or both. They could see that St Johnstone had provided the blueprint for how to do it right, but blundered on and demonstrated how to absolutely do it wrong

Is £5 for a hot steak pie that dear? At Tesco, for example an individual steak pie costs £3.65, that needs to be heated, add staff costs at the kiosk and I think the club need to charge 20% VAT on hot food sales so I doubt if there is much profit for the club

Can't even bring myself to gloat D. Still can't get my head round football starting while Wimbers is still on!

Given the level of vigilance by the USSR and the rivalry between the two superpowers, had the USA tried to fake it the Soviets would have been calling them out from the beginning.

Love that T shirt.

Please stop this favourite shit, its guaranteed to put the hex on us. We are definitely the underdogs, Hamilton are a massive championship club (ect,etc)

Wouldn't be the end of the world if we lost this one. Assuming Falkirk wins the final, the line up next year is probably the most open for a number of years. Big chance for a league win for whoever loses this. That said still want the bragging rights.

Compensates for what she lacks in brains!

Continuing the theme... Why did the Owl howl? Because the woodpecker would peck her.

A young lady is walking through a supermarket when she spots the lad who had given her a good seeing to the night before. "Here, you!" she shouts. "You told me last night that you were a test pilot! So just what are you doing stacking soap powder on the shelves here, you low-life liar?!" "You got it wrong" he replies. "I only told you I was a member of an Ariel display team..."

Clearly (s)he hasn't heard the chant "they're dirty and they're smelly they come from near Lochgelly, they haven't got a telly, the Cowden Family"