Zen Archer (Raconteur)

Hilarity ensues when you bend down and pretend to tie your shoelace.

Knew f**k all, scored 4/10 Quiz 273 - British Comedy Quiz - British Comedy Guide

@itzdrk got a Golden Rolling Pin for his efforts, alas he didn't get a gig on Bake Off. I suggested some horrific dish of placenta be posted which he delivered with a side of mushy peas.

Jerry St Clair, super salesman.

It's from the great battle of P&B v's Mumsnet where the only casualty was Div's dignity because he folded and apologised for the behaviour of grown adults. On the plus side someone from Mumsnet enrolled on P&B and posted a photo of her chebs with I love P&B written by a Sharpie.

There's a safe gaff on Duffy Drive with high walls that would suit him.

I used to have number 2 and 11 badges in my youth.

I liked the movie where Vinnie Jones played him.

I derive no pleasure whatsoever from this news. David McCallum 90

The boy is a massive VL, the only way he was getting women's underwear is illegally.

Matches Muriel?

The Dolphin is decent for a fish supper, don't go for breakfast though, I don't expect bacon or egg on a seeded bun.

A the time, the Russians claimed only one person was missing. Presumably vaporised in the blast.

Charlie Brown?

I have searched but couldn't find a poster for a Hibs v Raith game when a return trip on a ferry from Kirkcaldy to Leith was advertised, I don't know if the team travelled the same way.

Can we make this multiple choice?

Fucking state of English football, millionaire clubs getting skelped.

Fucking stream showing the Jets game, having to watch Redzone.

The former.