Jilted John

I’m currently in dialog with a Nigerian Prince who’s looking to send me some money so don’t really have time to be doing this for TX

Yeah you’ve told us three times now. About shipping… we know.

That’s what happens when you mix stupidity, alcohol and warm weather!

If you zoom in on the photo you can actually see the players name on the contract!

You need to lay off the lemons mate

So you’re saying Joma produced a brand new kit rather than just making more of one already in production? That doesn’t seem right?

Thought we’d re-signed Bobby Geddes for a second there!

Not really. You didn’t score a massive amount either so did your back line have to sit back a bit further to compensate?

96 or 97 i think. Im sure Alex Smith was a coach at the same time… some back room team that!

I’ll see your FFP being the main source of news from the Rovers and raise you ‘The Raith Line’… who remembers phoning up that number for all the latest news from Starks Park?

It’ll be really interesting to see how the commercial/sponsorship side of things grow over the next season or two. We are pretty top heavy when it comes to behind the scenes staff just now. If this is going to work then they will need to bring in a hell of a lot of money compared to what was coming in under Sim’s stewardship if we are going to pay these staffing costs as well as avoiding the 120k per season losses we used to incur.

Let’s not start on that CEO… another of Sim’s mistakes.

I still find it remarkable that Sim managed to pass the blame of contract clauses onto Mcglynn. The same John Sim that’s a global head of an international accountancy firm.

Did anyone DM the guy in the know about the GK? Who is it?

I think you’re right with this. They maybe aren’t ‘better’ on paper but it’s something different. For one reason or another Gullan, Ross and dare I say it even Vaughan haven’t been able to give us what we hoped they would. We pinned our hopes on them and it hasn’t worked. Bringing in other options means all the chips aren’t going on the same numbers any more.

Yeah but I heard his conservatory windows were letting in drafts

Rumour has it that Callum Smith from Airdrie has signed this morning. Strange one if true…

Why do folk think Ferguson and Thomson? Both left after disagreements with the Kelty board I’m sure.

It was confirmed by Matt Elder, formerly of this parish, in the Scotsman too. He’s fairly reliable so wouldn’t completely discount its credibility.

I was on the fence with Murray, I was disappointed with how our season panned out but think he deserved another bite at it. Losing him at this stage is a blow to our preparations… negated slightly by our new ‘structure’ where hopefully the show goes on with Potter planning things so that the cogs don’t completely stop turning.

Possibly but I think contracts expire at the end of next week. I know Spencer has until then to decide whether he wants to trigger an extension. The likelihood is that we will wait until the deals have expired before announcing it.

Murray got Airdrie to the playoff final and was only beaten by a team on the up and one that came a whisker away from winning the championship the following season.

I would… in a heart beat! Given Millen's consistency and lack of injuries, there’s no way a new right back will be on our shopping list though.

Gutted! Had just smashed up the wee man’s piggy bank as well

This is doing the rounds on the group chats tonight. Not sure if it’s 100% but if it is, it’s an absolute belter!