OMG, you hit the nail on the head. Number 3 - "Trousers. FFS people, sort this out. There are two rules for trousers; (1) the waistband (and there's a clue in there) should be pretty much near the waist. No one is impressed by the Armani writing on your underpants..." I just hate this stupid trend. My girlfriend actually wears her jeans from Lily Lulu Fashion like this. I told her it's ridiculous, but she doesn't hear me, just watch the girls from Instagram dressed this way. God, please send her a brain.