Having spent the past few days organising a funeral for a close family member, I have been amazed at the shit people come out with.
"It's what he/she would have wanted" relating to anything that gets decided, people the deceased hadn't met for 20+ years seem to know "what they would have wanted" - Utter nonsense.
"They are at rest now" - yup, because they are dead, they are most likely "at rest"
"they are in a better place" - What? In a box in the ground instead of with their family? - f**k right off
"At least they are not in pain" - Again, that's right because they are dead.
I'm sure the P&B faithful have their own stories or mental chat surrounding this kind of activity.
Have you dropped a coffin?
Fallen in a grave mid burial?
Pumped anyone at a funeral?
Funeral fist fights?