It's really quite striking to learn just how bad you have to be in order to be relegated from this accursed league. Despite Craig Levein being an anus horribilis and Hearts having an annus horribilis, we are still well-placed to coast clear of danger with room to spare.  Unfortunate for St Mirren and their fans that they face certain defeat on Friday evening, but, in fairness, f**k them.  3-0 Hearts.