Just had a read of Dominic "lurking sinister man in anorak character from every crime drama you've seen" Cummings' Tweets. Do people honestly mistake that word salad bollocks for genius? It's like a chimp has been let loose on a dictionary designed for arrogant wankers.

— Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug (@SkewSmug) July 27, 2021