Rishi Sunak's brain: Your 'Dishy Rishi' moniker is the only thing still going for your public persona. Don't say anything that could alter its meaning somehow
— Wings Over Scotland hosts blogs by paedophiles (@TheIDSmiths) June 12, 2024
Rishi Sunak: As a kid I had to go without Sky TV, actually
Rishi Sunak's brain: *slow handclap*