Ask and ye shall receive! We announce Messi who’s learned perfect Doric. Welcome to the Republic of Aiberdeen, min! By the way, there’s not one shred of truth in any of these rumours today. The quicker we get back to playin fitba the better. SF! https://t.co/aCS7j9MGNk pic.twitter.com/2YHmC97qZl

— Dave Cormack (@CormackDavie) August 17, 2020