Here's a handy guide to the Conservatives‘ orchestrated Priti Patel script. Highlights include:

‘Hard-working‘ x 7
‘Kind‘ x 6
‘Determined‘ x 3
‘Deliver‘ x 11
‘Tough‘ x 10
‘Tough job‘ x 3
‘One of the toughest jobs around‘ x 3

Luckily, we‘re all stupid and we‘ll never notice. pic.twitter.com/r9ypf9yaxt

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) November 20, 2020