“A good kitman knows everything about his club.”
— Simpsons SPFL 🏴 (@SimpsonsSPFL) December 16, 2020
“Oh yeah? What month were we formed?”
“March.”
“How many managers have we had?”
“Seventeen permanent, nine caretakers.”
“Ground capacity?”
“50,817.”
“Recently-discovered allergies?”
“Silverware and proximity to silverware.” pic.twitter.com/Qy6dUR7Mbg