A Scottish guide to the word cunt.

Good cunt = nice person
Daft cunt = silly person
Thick cunt = stupid person
Bunch of cunts = Tories
That cunt = Him/her
Total cunt = Nigel Farage
Kick his cunt in = Fight that man
Ooo ya cunt ye = that’s sore

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 24, 2019