Derek Ferguson: "Hello, son. Where have you been?"

Lewis Ferguson: "Playing for Accies."

Derek Ferguson: "No you haven't! You've been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a new manager of yours, haven't you? Haven't you? Look at me!" pic.twitter.com/SMONX5Y2AN

— Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@SimpsonsSPFL) October 28, 2018