Putin: "Despite escalating tensions in the region, next month's play-off match between Scotland and the Soviet Union will be going ahead as planned."
— Simpsons SPFL 🏴 (@SimpsonsSPFL) February 11, 2022
Clarke: "The Soviet Union? I thought we were playing Ukraine?"
"Yes, that's what we wanted you to think! Ahahahaha!" pic.twitter.com/CDBbhWHKfJ