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Dallas Cowboys long time head coach says ‘bring it on’....

Just what we needed. A graph showing Tier levels. Fcuk off Leitch.

I’ve just remembered Mallan spent time in Barnsley. He’ll think he’s landed in Manhattan when he gets to Turkey.

Indeed. Fair play to him. Looks a million miles away from what I imagine would be a very interesting and lively Istanbul though. I know it’s a bit rich, someone born in Paisley saying a city in Turkey looks like a shithole, but, erm, it does.

Had a wee look on Google Earth around the city in Turkey Stevie Mallan is going to. Looks a bit of a shithole. The stadium was just being built (on Google Earth) and looks like its in the middle of the desert well away from the city. Best of luck wee man. Day trip to Iraq or Syria if he fancies it.

Damn. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you pesky kids.

Not for me. I’m still scarred by the last Mo we signed,

Not that I care for Celtic’s troubles, but as a football fan looking at it, I am absolutely surprised at how Celtic are playing. Not just how they’re playing, but how far, and how quickly, they have fallen. The amount of points behind Sevco they are is quite staggering. It isn’t defeatist to recognise there are only two clubs in the country who can win the title, but for the Sevco to win it (for the first time in their short history), I figured they would have to scratch and crawl, season after season, before even getting close. I genuinely thought Celtic would win it for, oh, fifteen-in-a-row at least. They also seemed to be pretty well-run. Off the field they seemed pretty slick. Now they look a basket case from top to bottom. Rudderless. It’s quite an arse collapse. It would be like tuning into Forumla One next season to suddenly find that Mercedes are shite, and Lewis Hamilton has, overnight, turned into a learner driver in a clapped out Fiesta who cannot find the biting point on the clutch anymore. Very strange. Entertaining though.

Got to enjoy it. Might not happen again until 2050.

1-2. Dennis & Durmas.

Sky Sports 1: West Ham v Liverpool. Premier Sports 1: Napoli v Parma. P&B: Wastecoatwilly v Jinky 67.

Listening to this 132 song playlist on shuffle from my iPod, streamed through my Bose Soundtouch 20. Time for another beer...

I think Celtic’s problem is a lack of leadership. Without fans in the ground, the Green Brigade aren’t able to unfurl banners, telling the board of directors what they find unacceptable, what they just won’t stand for. The directors are therefore at a complete loss. No matter. Poor wee shame so it is. Only nine or so years of winning just about everything in sight while watching your bitter rivals enjoy their journey in a new guise. Must be tough to take. Clearly is, entitled cnuts.

Normally, after winning 5-1 away and 2-1 away, at venues we normally whiff at, the temptation is to come over all miserable, negative, Paisley torn-faced cunty and say ‘ach, we’ll find a way to fcuk this up and blow the feelgood factor away after a week’. Well, I’m not going to. I’m going to predict that we will put on another decent showing, and will win 2-0. In the ‘love-in’ fixture between clubs with no hard feelings towards each other.

‘Celtic in Crisis / Fcuked up 10IAR / It’s an injustice it is / Go fcuk yourself Calimero’ thread please. This is the St Mirren v Celtic Haley’s Comet win matchday discussion thread.

If Jim continues to impress and gets a big paying gig down South, all we need to do is to pinch whoever is managing Alloa, and off we go again. Easy the Mirren.

If we’re winning 5-1 at Tannadice and 2-1 at Celtic Park, I don’t care if it’s Dennis, Brophy, Obika, or the bloke fae’ the Buddie Good Food van starting up front.

Imagine we secure top 6 this season, even if we don’t, imagine we even secure a season without trouser-troubling relegation worries. Imagine we rack up some more wins along the way like today, and at Tannadice. Now imagine that no fans are allowed into games for the rest of this season. Next, imagine Goody makes a few decent summer singings. Then, it is announced that fans, in normal numbers, will be back for the first game of season 2021/22. The fixtures come out, and it’s St Mirren v anyone that isn’t an ugly sister, first game. Home or away. In decent weather, pristine pitch, after the life we’ve all had since March 2020. The atmosphere at that first game. It is going to be absolutely fcuking amazing. Mental. Really hope it’s Killie, at home. Spine tingling.

Fcuk sake. Give Goodwin a chance to simply secure top 6 this season, then we’ll take it from there. Patience.

Alan Stubbs surely.

The boy just said there "imagine what the Banky would have been like tonight " brings it all home no matter how much we all enjoyed today. On the flip side, it’s a bit parky out there tonight. From the comfort of your own armchair, charge your glass, stay nice and warm, easy access to a lavvy, and a fridge full of beer, waiting for Sportscene. Hell, phone the Chinese for your favourite dish, delivered direct to your door. Far from pine for the Banky, I plan to make this the most satisfying and enjoyable lockdown evening known to mankind. Beer 1 duly despatched. Things could get messy, but who fcuking cares, I don’t even need to find a taxi home. I’m here already. Thank you Jim Goodwin, you handsome basturt’. You’ve just made Tier 4 no’ bad.

Until the very moment I saw the starting line-up at Tannadice, which gave us a chance of posing more of a threat, all I’d seen for as long, had been an overly-negative manager, a lack of goalscoring threat, and a stuffy 0-0 shitfest attitude. Nothing, absolutely nothing, prepared me for a 5-1 away win at Tannadice, much less a 2-1 away win at Crisis Club FC. It wasn’t like there were signs, signs that someone was ‘due a gubbing’ from us. It’s quite astounding. I need a lie down.... and a stiff drink. Absolutely bloody brilliant. Did someone flick a switch just before the game at Tannadice and turn us on or something?

The first was scored by Dennis, The second by Durmas, The team that got Mowbray the sack, Has claimed another ‘bass.