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Clachan Blue

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  1. Kauto Star pished it. Ruby didn't even have to try too hard. On that form, the only horse on the planet who can come close is Denman and even then it would take the Star to be a bit below par to beat it. Went off at 8/13 today, may as well have been 1/100 in that field.

  2. 1/ I don't trust muslims and honestly believe that if they hate Britain so much then they should just go and live somewhere else. (I realise that they don't all feel like this but I don't know who does and who doesn't so treat them all with suspicion) The situation in Israel/Palestine just now does not concern me in the slightest and if Israel bomb the f**k out of Palestine from now until I am 100 I won't care.

    2/ I spend far too much money on designer clothes and shoes.

    3/ I can't swim and really don't have any urge to learn. I could have went for lessons when I was younger but was happier playing football with my mates. Even when I went with the school, I didn't pay attention and didn't really care about learning. Foolishly I don't think about the danger when I am waist high in a river fishing. One slip and I could be in serious trouble!

    4/ I punched a Stoke fan on saturday at Stamford Bridge. he jumped into the Chelsea end after Lampard's goal and tried to punch my mate. My mate gave him a whack and he stumbled towards me and had a swing at me too. I just whacked him too and laughed as the 2 sixteen year olds in front of us both had digs at him too. the Stoke guy was hauled out by the steward (who looked like Ricky Gervais) and we just nipped out of the ground and away to the pub. To tell the truth, it was a bit of a buzz!

    5/ I love sick jokes, the sicker the better.

  3. Why is it that when you get a chippy lunch at work, people pass your desk and help themselves to a chip? When you complain to them, they seem offended as if you are the one in the wrong! Its my lunch and I don't want your grubby paws in it! Buy your own chippy arsehole! Don't see me coming over and taking a bite of your sandwich or a mouthful of your soup, do you?

    Bugs my full face that does.

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