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Since yesterday Flybhoy posts on P&B by ouija board only.

Hello Clarice...

He's the b*****d son of Gerry McNee and Sally Cinnamon.

Stenhousemuir. Sten- from the Norwegian "stauner" meaning a stiffy House- from the Norwegian meaning trance music Muir- from Norwegian meaning bog. Thus Stenhousemuir are effectively a bunch of cocks who put you into a trance at their bog. Which is why we can't beat them. And they've signed a striker on loan from Icantbelieveitsnotrangers FC just as we've signed a defender on loan from the same outfit. Which could make the game slightly more interesting. Or not. Edinburgh City v Stenhousemuir: so mouth wateringly tasty it doesn't even have a thread of its own. Tomorrow 3 o'clock at Ice Station Ainslie.

Tommy Ring's brother Albert also went into jewellery. .

Tom Kitchin became a chef- if he'd been called Tom Boggs would he have become a plumber?

FTFY.

Aztec Whistle of Death nothing. Surely the most frightening is a Scottish ref's Acme Thunderer when an Old Firm player goes down in your box..

"Summer in Dundee" by Gustav Dore

if you got too close would it not be more appropriate to call it the "DFC slash at yer puss hoose"?!

I don't know about Hitler but the one who was throwing his weight about when City last visited looked more like Hindenburg Oh the inhumanity!

Could I start drinking soy milk, be a grumpy c*nt at work and get away with it by blaming it on my PMT?

did Motherwell win the Cup in 1991? I wish I had someone to remind me. Say every Saturday. Perhaps on a National radio station...

That last pic makes me think of a certain ex-Whitehill committee member feasting on the body of a sacked manager.....!

so, his knowledge is better than your average Scottish football journalist then.

Think of the advantages- not having to buy razors anymore and having your own set of chebs to play with.

DAB: Div's A Buddie surely?

What's the most "tin pot" thing you WON'T be seeing in the SPFL? Auchinleck Talbot

1) Edinburgh Council, with a history of spunking money on ridiculous projects, try to redevelop stadium as cheaply as possible. Well, who'd have thought it. Still, the money saved might fill in a few potholes in the roads. Or pay for a Councillors "fact finding mission" to somewhere sunny. Although If the Council could introduce spot fines for cnuts who cycle on the pavement in Edinburgh we'd have enough for a stadium resembling the City of Manchester Stadium. 2) It's lovely. Everything's lovely. Spartans are lovely.

EDINBURGH CITY WIN CUP FINAL! Not an April Fool- it was after 12 and the U-20s beat Spartans U-20s 2-0. Which is nice.

I took an irrational dislike to the student lassie sitting across from me on the Aberdeen train today who kept fiddling with her hair. I felt like telling her, out of badness, that she'd missed the grey one.

City haven't won it for 70 years...

I always knew you'd end up playing in Grangemouth....

We were amoebas.... ...we often split for the fun of it!

The day Michael Essien played at Easter Road. This was a World Cup warm up match for both teams. The Ghana fans were noisy, colourful and anarchic- one guy ran up and down the front of the main stand waving a Ghana flag and taunting the Korean fans. The Koreans were mostly over in the old East stand- they applauded politely in unison. Essien was the best player on the pitch. I can't remember the score.