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So farewell then David Verlaque, You played at the back, I didn't think you were particularly slack, So on balance, It would be unfair to call you David Verlaqueoftalent.
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NSFW for this pish!!
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There's a notice on the door of the work kitchen this morning "Mouse on loose. Pest control has been informed". I wonder if I can get clearance for an office cat... The office cat moonlighting by synthesising catnip...
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"Touch the Dug's arse" will be a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympics in 2020.
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it looks like he's about to take out some triffids after the recent meteor shower!
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I'm sure you could have found a Gala ned to do the job for you, he would have by-passed the meter for you too...
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anyone with those cushions has to be a bunny boiler psycho bitch.. hope the cat rips them!
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Take a deep breath... Try to think of all those shitey East of Scotland games you saw Try to think of losing 12 cup finals in a row, mainly to Spartans Try to think of some of the dross that has disgraced the white shirts over the years Doesn't that put everything into perspective..... NAW!!!!
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probaby NSFW but what's the difference between a mexican snack and a lesbian? one's a fajita, the other's a vag eater... -
he said he was just going to watch one season and then watch a season of ice hockey.. if you're missing a rotund pink and yellow creature that talks nonsense I can always introduce you to our assistant kitman...
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I liked Deeks as well and would have kept him- he was a good guy to talk to as well despite some past notoriety. He did admit he didn't like playing on artificial surfaces and given that we were going to Ainslie Park and quite a lot of the D2 pitches are artificial perhaps he called it a day. Still, scoring the last goal at Meadowbank was a suitable swansong.
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Apparently she's quite big in America now, mostly on the basis of being a tall black lezza rather than actually being funny I suppose.
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I suspect "sand dancer" might come from the old music hall act Wilson, Keppel and Betty who did an act called the Sand Dance . My dad actually saw them when he were a lad. There is no truth in the rumour that this routine has been used as the Edinburgh City training video recently....
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Bottom of the League, a load of loans and journeymen, playing at a ground that isn't ours.... you know when we took Shire's place in the League I didn't think we'd actually turn into the Shire!!
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People You Dislike For No Proper Reason
tamthebam replied to Hedgecutter's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
No, but I can't help thinking he should dress up as a maroon cow and get gullible Jambos to give him spare change instead.. -
People You Dislike For No Proper Reason
tamthebam replied to Hedgecutter's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I hate the (East European?) beggar that sits outside Blackwell's on South Bridge dressed in a manky dog suit. I want to know if a vet should cut his knackers off. -
People You Dislike For No Proper Reason
tamthebam replied to Hedgecutter's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
maybe something Dan Walker has left on her chair... -
Is that Cardinal Richelieu in the top right...?!
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aye, strutting the mean streets of Eyemooth in yer cool blue suit, ya fud!
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I spotted this on a poster: Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs from? Jason's Doner Van....
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I recently had to explain this to me sister, a non football fan, whose boyfriend's father is a Dark Blue and kept going on about DABs- it stands for Dirty Arab b*****d and refers to the fans of Dundee United Football Club, the club being nicknamed "The Arabs" (perhaps because years ago the Tannadice pitch had more sand on it than grass).
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yon Wullie Hill had City has 11-10 on to beat Mo. Strange days...
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"the Defence is nearly complete". Obviously hasn't seen any of our recent games then!
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I just hope we've got room for those members of the "1000 strong Spartan Army" who wish to take up the offer.
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I really should have remembered the old saying "Never mudwrestle with a pig. You'll only get mucky and the pig likes it". Anyway I'm off on holiday so stuff yez all
