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Belter of a post from someone on my Facebook feed: Comments: - Brechin voted no!! - Almost as awkward as John Terry trying to adopt a child from Africa! Poor lad!

...No one cares cause, we don't exist.

Excellent. Reagan's position is untenable. Get him tae f***.

Oi, Newsround's ace! Hard factual news without all the shite and usual journo-bullshit. To think it's taken us 2835 pages to cover what they have there in those 7 sentences. Traynor might have to apply for a job in their dept. soon though, only to be told he's not good enough for it.

Unsure if it's been mentioned earlier but according to our guys on the Div 2 Forum, Brechin voted 'No' in the end.

What I think is Brechin's Ken Feguson sitting right at the back there from what I can see.

You know, for months I've been looking forward to and praying for this moment. One minute newco are gone, then they're saved, then they're down the shitter again, then Walter turns up, then he's not, then they're likely to be back in the SPL, then they're not, then they are, then they're down, in the first and then finally, finally in the third. However, instead of standing proud with all you guys, I feel disgusted with my own team and in the end the whole thing's just been a sickening experience with a massive kick in the baws at the end. I feel sick.

... and a fine job he's done.

Is this the same SPL2 which they previously talked about where clubs would need at least 3000 seats just to be part of it??? Anyone proposing this can shove that idea right up their arse.

In full agreement, although I probably would have dealt with a newco with no history playing in Div 3 if you'd asked back in Feb / March.

Straight in there for a front row seat too.

I do

I've got a soft spot for Dalbeattie Star. My gran was born and bred there so if Dalbeattie became an independent nation then I'd be eligible for the national team. As a result, they're my recommendation.

Doune being a dump with a poor high st?

I'm amazed that VT hasn't been on here in the last day or two banging on about this. Is he holidaying in Gourock or something?

I don't get many spots these days, but when I do they tend to be on the upperside of my nostril. They're affa irritant and annoying as f***

And how on Earth is that going to work with the split? Ssides in the top part will play a different number of games to those in the bottom section. Can they abandon the split in the space of a few weeks? Hopefully not as it's one of the few things that prevents a mid-table borefest towards the end of the season imo.

I've been like that ever since I heard the strong rumours that Brechin were in the 'yes' camp tbh. Hopefully there isn't a kid currently on the way either.

Exactly what the Annan chairman was saying during his interview on Reporting Scotland the other day. Might need to buy a hat just to take it off to him.

Shite adverts which use lazy CGI - the Cravendale advert with the walking cats being the latest one to look utter shite. There's also another one (can't mind the name) with some dancing CGI baby which is both terrible and creepy at the same time. If you're going to do it, do it properly.

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