Hedgecutter

Tell them to think of it this way: Rangers Football Club has been shut down. The club is gone... forever.

Chest

Again

But, but... but... both Rangers and Celtic fans will tell you that they both got to the European diddy team final, although that's like Brechin claiming that they're a big player in Scottish football because they got to the Challenge Cup final back in 2002.

Rugby

Once again... TELT

To be fair, it's pretty common to see snippets the likes of likes "Mr Joe Bloggs of 1 Balmoral Road, Aberdeen appeared at Forfar Sheriff Court yesterday charged with a speeding offence on 29th June" in the Press & Journal or whatever.

My favourite's still 'SINK US AND WE'LL SINK'

Doncaster's happy to rip the league apart and watch it go down the shitter so you can draw some parallels I suppose.

Still in denial as they're too skint to afford a new sevco.co.uk domain name for the website.

Feather

Unless they add in a second guaranteed promotion place up to the SPL, how the f*** can it be?! Also, will this be the same kind of SPL2 which they were talking about previously - the one where there would be minimum seating criteria which it would be daft for clubs like Brechin to implement? Even recently promoted Cowdenbeath and Dumbarton wouldn't meet the originally proposed criteria. Are they going to make them put a noose around their necks by building a stadium which would take half the town to fill unless they volunteer to drop a league as well???

I take it Donald 'Yes' Findlay's Cowdenbeath isn't a part of that then? (or does Cowden claim some 'Far West of Western Central Fife' tag or something?) Well done the Pars though. Proud to have them as my 'big team'

I wonder if that 'Saving Ben Tre' book is the sequel to Saving Private Ryan?

Awwww, International day of Happiness on my birthday. I'm not worthy. <--- (just wanting an excuse to use this one)

I'm on a PC now, hence how I noticed.

I never realised that those were body-paint 'tops' when browsing on my phone!

If that's the case, surely the almost-liquidated-Ranjurs don't even have a stadium to play in if Green's Sevco owns it now?

With regret, I feel exactly the same about following Brechin. Edit: An English guy asked me earlier "what's this whole deal with Rangers? Are they going out of business?". Where the hell do you even begin in order to answer that?!

Mantelpiece

A guy from work has recently come back from holiday in Tanzania and felt compelled to buy this African joke book. This is the level of hilarity: Man: Walks to the doctor to ask what's wrong with him. Doctor: You have cancer. WTF?

He's been up there since the start of the week according to my Durness spies. One over par on the last hole at the golf club.