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About 6.30pm I think, but might depend on area? London Road, Royal Terrace?

Thank you, good to know I've also tickled the dolphins nose by proxy

She did a nightclub tour back when she was in the show and I happened to be in a nightclub in Aberdeen when she appeared on stage. Due to the amount of guys standing in front of the stage I didn't get close enough to cop a cheeky feel of her melons, I did manage to touch her hand which at some point must have touched her ain chebs. Poor consolation, but I can always claim to have touched her tits by proxy

I've touched her

Fnarrrr!!!

People who wear suits and trainers. You all look like throbbers.

Burd at uni was called Tennis Ball. She was short and rotund and always wore a bright yellow puffer jacket which made her look even more rotund.

Jumper puppies, for a rather well endowed lady

I've pierced my foot on a spiiiike.

Who, who do you think you are?

^^^^chases horses round council estates

^^^^ Toothless simpleton with eyebrows on his cheeks IMO.

Hive you really? Bee-have.

I've got a pair of JVC headphones (not in-ear ones) that are good. About £30, decent sound quality

Onesies are fucking class, don't knock until you've felt the all-encompassing warm embrace that it can deliver

Translation please.

Could have been worse

Trapping your pubes in your fly and suffering pain each time you move

Dundee has schools?

Okay junior, pipe down.

You save on tax as your monthly payments for the bike come off your wedge before tax.

Should make it even better knowing she disapproves.

Couple of cricket related shows/things at this years Edinburgh Festival. Tempted to try and get to both. http://www.edinburghfestivals.co.uk/events/blofeld-and-baxter-memories-of-test-match2 http://www.edinburghfestivals.co.uk/events/jonathan-agnew2

Some burd on my FB posted that her 3 year old son didnae pish himself and the bed last night and they can stop using night time nappies. Well fucking done. What's worse are the comments on the status 'Well done <child's name>', 'Good work <child's name>', unaware of the fact that if this obviously slightly backward child has only just stopped wetting the bed, then he probably lacks the wherewithal to check his maws Facebook status to pick up on the false, simpering praise he's getting from fellow idiots. ^^^seething.

I've got one of those masks, I may wear it to cinema when I go to see Alpha Papa.