[Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!]

Can you imagine a wee three line Gers match summary, hidden among the 3rd Division results. That would be bliss indeed

Never gonna happen though

[Out of the mouth of babes...]

First steady girlfriend, way back in the early 70's. She was 17, I was 19, and home on leave from the army.

I stayed at her mum's house and kipped on the couch for the night (aye right).

Anyway, sitting down for breakfast, thinking "this is the biz, I got a shag last night, and her maw thinks the sun shines out ma erse".

Up pipes the girlfriend, " Mum! do you both have to cum at the same time to get pregnant?". Cue the coughing fit wi cornflakes spewing out ma nose. Her mum gives her a straight answer and disnae even flinch.

That was one crazy fucked up family, and thankfully I ditched her before I ended up stuck wi her.

Having seen her in the street recently, time hasnae been very kind tae her, after 6 bairns and too much bevvie and drugs

Narrow squeak

[Out of the mouth of babes...]

On holiday in Corfu a few years back with the family. Me and the other half were enduring the "hotel entertainment" (loose description).

Anyway, I happened to look up and comment that the moon looked "huge tonight". A few moments silence, then up she pipes, "I know it might seem stupid, but is that the same moon we see back home?".

What planet are they from?