Sweet Pete
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The open evening was a load of balls.
P&B doesn't even work on the school computers any more.
You didn't miss owt
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People who complain about the way other people spend their time.
GET A LIFE!!!!!!
People who complain about people who complain about the way other people spend their time.
Edit: TwisteH beat me to it
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I only play Mafia Wars to wind down from the oh, so hectic life that I lead. So get to buggery, you judgemental arse.
Naw! Right!
Farmville is even worse! Rap it you bumheads!
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Waiting for energy on Facebook Mafia Wars!Yep. Not only that, being a hundred or so experience points away from a level up, having an energy pack waiting to be used but it'll only go to waste if you use it then because it refills when you get to the next level.
My PTTGOYN is people who play Mafia Wars!
Get a life you sad fuckers!
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Typical. Why do the uppety posh wee arseholes have to be good looking? Why can't they be munters?
She kept banging on about knowing the girl who was supporting Pete Doherty and how her dad has built her a recording set up in her dining room, with ProTools no less!
Fucking snobs, they need a good shagging and then kicked down the stairs!
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Good on you. I love it when little arseholes like that done. Now, to the real business... Would she git wan?
Aye she would've, but it would've been an angry wan
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I over heard some wee snooty posh bird today saying her daddy gave her £100 for alphabetizing his fucking dvd collection! She was moaning becuase it took her so long!!
At the Pete Doherty gig a couple of weeks ago at The Barras, a snooty wee lassie who thought she was the business was standing in front of me in the queue. A guy was walking along th queue handing out flyers for a private hire taxi firm. She took one and turned to me and said "here do you want this" I replied "no thanks I've got my own" to which she snorted "I don't need one, my Dad owns thirty taxis" so I couldn't resist and told her that my dad owns 32 (an obvious lie that was lost on her).
Later the same girl asked where I was from, I replied Clydebank and she said "I don't even know where that is" so I retorted "Well,we can't all be from Newton Mearns" She was incredulous that I had guessed where she was from! As if it wasn't fucking obvious you smarmy fucking c**t whore boot.
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Just dropped a knife on my toe while cooking my dinner. I'm soo clumsy
Just tell Dark Blue 62 and he'll be round to cuddle your tootsies all better.
Pfft.I actually went back to school after getting them.
Your children went back to their house!
You're a grass Smurph
Anyway, My day has been a holocaust from start until, well, 1:30 which it is just now.
If I can see this working day out without killing someone or getting sacked / quitting then it'll be a miracle.
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It's not that bad, surely?
Have you seen the fucking place!?!?!
Not to mention Partick's annoying c**t fans with their "I support the Jags so I'm cool coz it's unfashionable" attitude.
Present company excepted, of course.
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Just discovered that someone who used to work at this firm but who left some time ago, didn't bother her arse to do something essential roughy 18 months to 2 years ago and now I'll have to fix it.
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Turn to the lonely hearts section, move the paper towards them and raise an eyebrow.
I use the Derren Brown technique when worried that the free seat next to me on the bus/train is about to be occupied by the trampy looking git who just got on; make eye contact as soon as they get on, hold their gaze and gently pat the free seat
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I once stopped in Wick on my way to get the ferry to Orkney and ate a chippy in a deserted supermarket car park. That's as much of the place as I want to see.
I drove through it last summer whilst holidaying in Thurso, we got into the place, kept on going, locked the car doors and turned swiftly back around and headed out again.
On the way out we passed Wick airport and a cargo plane that had just taken off started smoking from one engine and had to turn back and land again.
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I used to go my holidays to Nairn, which is a great wee place and near enough civilization for me to deem habitable, but get much further north than Tain and you're just entering slit your wrists country. The Hebrides, Orkney and Shetland is another kettle of fish all together!
None of those are anywhere near Tain but your right, further north than Tain the A9 becomes single track and stays that way for a good 100 miles BUT there's a light at the end of the tunnel because after you've gone through mile after mile of boring Caithness countryside you get to Thurso and Thurso is the fucking bollocks!
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If I was from some diddy northern town, miles away from proper civilization I'd probably be a smackhead as well. Such places are nice for a few days jaunt but I've no idea how anyone under the age of 40 can want to live there.
I've never lived there for more than two months at a time but I have been going there for between two days and two months throughout the year since the age of 5.
It can be boring but it's not exactly pluto, you can still go places and do things. Ross County are just down the road in Dingwall and there's plenty of shops etc. in Inverness just over the bridge.
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All the fly boys, they are all drug riddled knobsters to the last one of them.
I've noticed it a lot with the young team who used to be obsessed with fighting, cars and birds. Now they're all just getting wasted and the town isn't like it was.
*cue violins and rose tinted specs* It was a different place when I were a lad.
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I thought midges were a west of Scotland afflicition, like organised street violence and compulsory bigotry?
On a similar note, my beloved Tain has become a hotbed of drugs. It's turning into Wick or Ullapool
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It's like when you put money on your own team to lose. Sure, you don't want them too, but it's an emotional crutch if they do.
I don't think £70 quite cuts it, Fudge.
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You get £70 odd quid for signing the death certificate! How good is that?
Aye, in that case let's hope someone dies soon.
My money's on you.
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ayrgirl watches them die all the time. Even goes to some of their funerals too.
Yeah Mrs Pete went to one of her patients funerals a couple of weeks ago.
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I thought i was having a bad day at work till i spoke to my wife,She is a carer and watched someone die today.She was moving a lady with MS and the lady gave a gasp then stopped breathing.
Sorry to hear that. My fiancee works in Yorkhill and sees that kinda stuff too.
My only experience, thus far, in my life of seeing someone die was on holiday two years ago in Crete when some Aberdonian had a heart attack and we all took turns giving him CPR but he pegged it nonetheless.
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To be honest, I'm the most stereotypical female you could come across. I will not be able to change a light bulb...
*cracks knuckles*
Leave this to me love.....milk and one
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Relationship on the rocks.
Try mixing it with a drop of water instead
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I'll get you a slab of beers mate
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I found a beer a few months ago when I was at my cousins, it might have been a year ago now that I think about it. Anyway, it's called "Shipstern's" and it's all battered and dis-coloured because it's been carried in the sea and on the rocks and that. I thought it was exotic, or from somewhere cool or foreign or something.
It came from Aldi.
they're about £2 for 4 and they're only 3% mate
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Nah, you missed f**k all, mate.