Sweet Pete

Whip round?

That's because you're an arsehole.

My highly secret source (his dad) tells me he has an offer from an Australian club.

That was my first season going. Been 19 years of ups and downs since.

Most of our wages budget goes to Yeti.

Edinburgh City probably a better example

Didn't really think about him after he left us. Looks like he chucked it years ago. Or has been playing at a level not covered by reports. Probably realised he'd peaked by turning out for us.

I'll be speaking to Niyah Joseph's mum in 11 minutes so I'll see if I can hammer out a deal.

I seem to remember Snodgrass refusing a move to Barca B from Livi and going on loan to Stirling instead then refusing to talk about it in later years.

Who was it that the story was they were seen playing football on a Spanish beach with their mates and got signed by a Spanish club?

Fomer Sons player Denis McLaughlin played for a La Liga team's B squad before going to Hearts and then Dumbarton. Scorer of a 400 (FOUR HUNDRED) yard volley against Shire at The Rock.

BBC report says Burnley's "Scotland scout, Gregor Buchanan" brought the player to their attention.

That was like Bullseye there. Here's what you could've won.

Sounds like Marc Kelly and Aaron Healy play the same or similar position(s) and both have similarly impressive goals and assists to games ratios at tier 6 and 7. Fingers crossed they can get on the park and make a difference for us.

I voted for the guy who is bringing 7000 fans and 3 new stands with him.

Sons to win 3 nil. Ruth, Lennon and a Wallace double (one from each Wallace).

How dare you?! I'm just a sprightly young thing in early middle age...

If I'm elected I promise strippers in the bar pre match. And ching. Vote for Pedro.

I'm going to need Premiership football and more fans than 7 out of the current 12 top flight clubs I'm afraid.

Ultimately, whomsoever the Trust person on the DFC board is will have absolutely zero impact on stadium size or the league the club occupies. These are all just empty words to try and get votes, but ultimately carrying out these promises is nigh on impossible. Maybe getting better electronic payment terminals is possible, but most of the other suggestions aren't things a trust nominee to the board would have the power or ability to provide. They can suggest things, but when the answer comes back "no money for that" or "we'll look into it" then that's where the matter dies.

I'm absolutely buzzing for Winter Fest (c) and Premiership football. Who knew that 7000 fans and top flight football was only a trust nomination away.

@Sons Fan was putting your relationship with A. Hosie really something you thought would be a selling point?

Some of the suggestions

I had assumed he was retired.

They had to wander, go bust, reform at the lowest Junior level and then rebuild for 20 years to get where they are now (tier 6). So, yes, the journalist's point is valid.