Fifespud

The result was disappointing but I am genuinely just happy having a team to support. Things will be a bit cheerier down Greenock way tonight, but I can detect the arrogance and boasting resurfacing.

He appears to have become self-feeding now. This could be pages and pages of fun.

I'm tempted to hunt through Google images for a picture of a barrel, jam packed full of fish, with a chap fishing for them with an AK47.

Where is pishy pants?(belter btw) He's rather quiet tonight. Licking his wounds perchance?

Unlike yourself who is some sort of creepy child.

Right. All set for tonight's entertainment.

I think you've nailed it there.

Well I'm off to bed but perhaps whilst I'm sleeping you can point me in the direction of one of your 'funny' posts so we can all piss ourselves. You've seriously made an extra special tit of yourself tonight and by your own very high standards of making yourself a tit, that's no mean feat. Night night.

Wee tip for you, if you make it 3 quotes you can unleash 'the power of 3'. Politicians, quite significant politicians use it all the time.

McKee I hate to the one to break it to you (actually I'm fucking loving it) but Big Gus is the author of one of the most universally acclaimed, yes and very funny, threads in P and B history. Again I'm loving telling you, but far from you being the ultimate arbiter on P and B, a self styled 'Master Telter', you are in fact a fud.

Genuinely, being unbiased, you take yourself more seriously than almost anyone else on here. You posted the picture because you're an attention seeking berk.

No, it's nothing like that whatsoever.

'Newpoofs' Big Gus - I like that. The newpoofs, not to mention the oldpoofs seem to be on the backfoot at the moment. Constant repetition of the same all stuff seems to be their only tactic. Very disappointing, one dimensional pish.

Cheers mate. Try and take some deep breaths.

Mmmm. You thought Morton would gub Queens on Saturday iirc. Clueless - yip that's you.

I would have to say that trawling the Internet for photos that say FAIL or any other inane nonsense really is the lowest form of wit. It was a touch sad when TGOJM did it 3 years ago, now it's unoriginal and sad. It's the sort of thing my dad, who is 80, would do, impressed by his mastery of technology.

I haven't got a fucking clue which end it is.

A neo-republican para-military splinter organisation of about 2000 members, who support Morton and inhabit the Wee Dublin End at Cappielow.

To the rest of us it was arrogance and boasting. You keep backing yourselves up lads. Next you'll be telling us the Wee Dublin Brigade is not sectarian.

We're just happy to be in existence. As you should be. Not boasting over 10 threads and 2 forums.

How come this thread has dropped down to page 2? Is the feeling not so good down Cappielow way?

Cheers Dude. I'm away to look.

Come on McKee, come on, come to daddy.

TBH I was a bit depressed on the way back from TFS, but getting back to an evening of Morton baiting has fair cheered me up. Very Chillaxed here, thanks though Dude. Put the Bhoys vs Oz game on Sky+, get your WDB scarf round your neck and a few tins of the black stuff down it and you'll be chilled too. X

And he's not the only dick down Greenock way. The players must have been pretty knackered - it was an early start watching the Bhoys.