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ICTChris

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  1. McKinnon is like the ex wife that's done the dirty but still has the cheek to come back and try take the house, sports car and holiday home✊

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      You don't have an ex-wife Ryan. Why you always lyin'?

  2. Can't wait for the season to start back like, Saturday's are brutal! Thankfully got the euro's to watchâš½ï¸

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      You had me teary eyed until the payoff at the end there Ryan, you tease. Don't play with my emotions like that.

  3. What a waste of time this 2 lane pish is at Kirkcaldy McDonald's, absolute shambles.

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      How many lanes do you need Ryan? How many McFlurries can you eat in one sitting Ryan? Why are you trying to run down other peoples hard work Ryan?

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  4. 46 days, can't come quick enough✈ï¸â˜€ï¸!!!

  5. Since the football season is over, Edinburgh day sesh saturday again ye say...👀

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Ryan, I've changed my mind can I come to your day sesh on Saturday? I'm great fun.

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  6. Since the football season is over, Edinburgh day sesh saturday again ye say...👀

  7. The only way I would be raging is if I had a wife as ugly as yours chap. See ya later👋 https://t.co/h3U7E5hjKz

  8. Would like to thank everyone at @RealMadridFC for the great times I've had playing there but it's time to move on. Love you guys.

  9. I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Because you keep putting antifreeze in my tea.

  10. First 5 to comment will find themselves involved in my latest project. #deedeefiles

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Is your project to stop stealing other posters Status Update Brand?

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  11. Reply to this status for the chance to kick ICTChris in the pie

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      After I gave you a recipe for lentil soup as well.

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  12. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      The prize draw has been carried out and you've all won. Enjoy.

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  13. Get in there Falkirk, some result! Choking for the Hibees in the play offs, aslong as the away leg is the Saturday!

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Is 'Choking for the Hibees' like 'Cut For Zayn'?

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  14. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

  15. Reply to this status for the chance to win an iPad

  16. Surely Rangers fans at it saying they'll challenge next season!? Had 10x the budget the past couple of seasons and still struggled haha...

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      all hail Cthulu, dark lord of chaos. Oh sorry, wrong window, haha

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  17. What a welt this boy on the chase is like. The suit, the hair, the voice, the fact he went for £400 aswell, penis.

  18. Guys I've been sitting on a really hard exercise bike saddle for a half hour and the tip of my dick has gone numb. That's not normal right?

  19. RT @yorksport: Jackie McNamara becomes first York City manager to lose opening three games in charge https://t.co/JsCUxdfEZg https://t.co/X…

  20. 12 Angry Men and The Babadook going on Netflix later in the month. Decent.

  21. Party at Addies house tonight. Spread the word.

    1. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      I am going to come round and set fire to your cooker and eat your television set.

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