It was all too cosy for Tory Murdo Fraser, for whom every silver lining must have a cloud.
Relative to population share, Scotland had fewer migrants than other parts of the UK.
Surely after 10 years of SNP government Scotland was "a relatively unattractive place for immigrants?”
Ms Davidson winced. MSPs cried “shame”. Ms Sturgeon loaded the bazooka.
“What an utterly disgraceful thing for a member of the Parliament to describe his own country as an ‘unattractive place’ to live,” she spat.
“I remember the days - they are becoming dark and distant days - when he used to be a serious politician. Now, it seems he aspires just to be a figure of fun.”
Murdo’s face lit up the back row like a birthday cake with too many candles to count.
Oh Murdo.