i used ti tell my maths teacher (mr hazlehurst) that the cupboards in his class lead to narnia, slowly but surely people in other classes heard of this and soon all the classes he had of my year were doing it, and then other years found out , soon there was someone in every year was doing it , he then broke down and just started shouting my surname out banging on the desk
3 day suspension = worth it
i have more, ill come back and add them when i can be bothered