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Brooke Secrets. Hello!
Definite winner!
It was a Lewis Coult RT that brought her to my timeline.
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David Hasslehoff followed me on my old account before it was hacked.
Now I have lots of followers who are adamant on having sex on the moon next year!
Follow me if you like - @pdw_13. I tweet quite a lot, usually about football or nights out.
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Can't believe Dusk in Stirling has not come up more often!!
Below we have a fine example of horrendous tan ...
Followed by horrendous hair ...
Then some Ronaldo teeth from the Ox in the purple dress ...
Someone get the guy in white some toothpaste!
Wow, just wow ...
Who wants to give her a birthday kiss?
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I was playing football last Sunday, got tackled, flipped and landed on my head.
I thought nothing else of it till the pain got increasingly worse over the duration of the week.
Went to the Dr's on Friday to find out I have very minor brain damage and spasm'd neck muscles.
I got a dose of diazepam and a day off work on Saturday. Pain came back yesterday, went to the Dr's again today and got a double dose of diazepam.
Not to drink, drive or work till Friday at the earliest
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I got one last Christmas - N13 PDW. N13 is my birthday (Nov 13th) and PDW are my initials.
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Another PTTGOYN for me. My kettle has just 'exploded'. There was a flash of light, a bang, and now it is sitting in the corner smoking (awaits The Phoenix to come and make a pun about a smoking kettle). Fucking typical
Did someone shite in it?
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The Karate Kid (2010)
Went on Sunday night to see the previews and it was breathtaking!! Jaden Smith was tremendous in it - he really has the potential to be a better actor than his father Will. Jackie Chan was superb as Mr Han.
Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) is a 12-year-old living in Detroit when his widowed mother gets a job in China. Once in China, Dre misses home and wants to go back to the US. His mother tells him that China is home now, and he must learn to accept his new home. Dre begins to like China when he falls for his classmate Mei Ying (Wenwen Han). Dre's feelings for Mei Ying are seen by Cheng (Zhenwei Wang) the class bully who is out to stop it. Cheng puts Dre to the ground with ease using his Kung Fu training. Dre doesn't have a chance using the little karate that he knows, and Cheng proves it the next time he sees Dre. Dre is getting beaten badly when Mr. Han (Jackie Chan) the maintenance man, secretly a Kung Fu Master, stops the fight. Dre and Mr Han visit the school of Kung Fu Cheng attends to confront his master and tell of his attack. The master then gives Mr Han an ultimatum as they leave - one of you fight, the boy (against Cheng) or you (against Cheng's master). Mr Han then proposes Dre competes at a Kung Fu championships on the condition the Kung Fu students leave Dre whilst he trains, which the master accepts. Now Mr Han, who originally refused to teach Dre Kung Fu, is doing so.
The scenes of Mr Han training Dre are heartwarming yet funny at times.
However, as soon as the proposal of the competition is accepted you know exactly what is going to happen.
Also, both actors done their own stunts and Jaden went through a vigorous Kung Fu course in order to do the film without a stunt double.
I'd give The Karate Kid (2010) a rating of 8 out of 10. It would have easily got a 9 or higher had
the film not been so predictable in the ending and the way it happened
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Toy Story 3 (2D)
What a truly awesome film from start to finish! I went on opening night with my pal (I think this may be the only exception to ever seeing a film on opening night with a pal without it being 100% homosexual!!) and I've never seen Cineworld so busy!
Cant believe how close to tears I was at the end though - twice!!! The last line of the film sums up the whole trilogy. What a fantastic trilogy Toy Story has been - with the second film being as good as the first and the third film being as good as the second.
The only thing I disliked about Toy Story was them leaving out some characters however it made way for older characters like the Aliens to really take the spotlight.
Toy Story 3 gets 10 out of 10 from me because the original Toy Story was the film of my childhood (along with the Lion King) and even 15 years later, I feel Disney Pixar has done it justice.
10/10!!!
Edit: Going to see Toy Story 3 in 3D tonight and The Karate Kid on Monday night.
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If he find paying his respects petty and irritating.........
Now you mention it. If there's a vacancy for an Agony Aunt, I'll be your Auntie.
We'll call it Sergeant's Solutions....Fire away!
I don't find the fact of paying my respects petty and irritating, its more the fact that she's gone and her cremation is her final farewell if you will.
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Recieved a letter from my university today. 'You have been accused of Academic Dishonesty. Please attend a meeting on Thursday'. Bollocks.
The thing I'm worried about is, I didn't actually cheat. However, there was a lad in the year above me who was accused of cheating in his exams last year and he had to re-sit the entire year because people had complained about him cheating.
Surely, unless they have evidence of me actually cheating in my exams they can't do anything, can they?
WOW! Thats pretty shit jeffro, good luck with the meeting mate! Hope all goes okay and they withdraw their accusation.
My PTTGOYN is its my pals mums cremation tomorrow
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PTTGOYN - girlfriends/life ect! f**k them!
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Pol, it's the Croon. What sort of service do you expect?
I suppose
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Went into the Crown before the I got the bus to the game today, went up to the bar ...
Pol: Can I get a Miller please?
Barman: Aye, nae bother ... *hands Miller over*
Pol: *Gives over £5 ... Receives x amount of change* Cheers.
Pol: *Walks over to FrazzyAKL, drinks the neck* f**k me that tastes watery.
FrazzyAKL: *Takes said Miller, tastes, nods* Bet its aff date.
Pol: Hah, nah it cant be ... *Checks for date ... 18/02/10* It fucking is!! I'm taking it back.
Barman: Aye?
Pol: Millers aff date.
Barman: Eh?! *Glaiket expression across mug*
Pol: Aye, look *hands Miller over *
Barman: Aw aye *walks over, checks a few Miller, comes back over* Can a get yi oanyhin else son?
Pol: A Miller?
Barman: There aw off
Pol: Gies a Bud then.
Barman: *Walks over, gets Bud, hands it over*
Pol: *Turns to walk away*
Barman: Ahem, son
Pol: *Turns round*
Barman: The Bud? ... *Puts hand out in expectance of money*
Pol: Eh? The Miller was aff date!
Barman: Aye, but the Bud isnae.
Pol: *Stands for a second to consider is this guy being serious ...* Dae you know what trading standards would do tae yous? Selling off date products, and then not removing the others after knowin that there are more aff date?
Barman: *Grunts, turns away, chats to another punter*
Some people, eh?!
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Volleyball
Beach
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The Joker
Heath Ledger
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Fucking hell...
We currently have rain falling, with strong winds. Meant to snow later on, but there's no way it's going to lye, which is good.
Thats what I said last night!
It was pouring down and then the snow came on. Said to the wee brother, its fine the ground is wet so it won't lie. Went to 5s and the snow continued throughout. It then took me 45 minutes to get from Forthbank Stadium to Denny (which is usually a 15 minute journey) only an hour and a half later!
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The mother works for SEPA and got this e-mail this morning and forwarded it to me:-
Dear allThis email is sent for information as this could potentially impact upon service delivery – staff ability to attend work etc
Our colleagues within the Met Office have over the last few days issuing severe weather warnings by email.
We have just received a telephone call from Met Office colleagues who are now describing the predicated weather for tonight as potentially extraordinary.
This is building upon the following statement from the Met Office Chief Forecaster:-
The Chief Forecaster is talking about the potential for 'atrocious conditions' this evening for parts of Scotland. The main areas for concern at the moment are the Lothians and North & South Lanarkshire. The Lothians could see as much as 40cm of snow on ground over 200m, while the Lanarkshires could see 20-25cm on higher routes. This snow, combined with 50-60mph winds, will cause blizzard conditions and lead to drifting, especially over high ground, and has the potential to impact on power lines.
Bill Lyons
Head of Resilience
Scottish Environment Protection Agency
Corporate Office
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STIRLING FK9 4TR
Mobile - 07*********
Office Number - 01*** ******
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Exactly! You'd expect it to have the ultimate item, given it's the ultimate Pokémon.
Brilliant! Cheers.
Quality stuff, cheers.
I don't know if it will work on my phone, given that it's a touchscreen... I'll try it out later anyway.
I've got the Blackberry Storm and that was my initial thought too. It actually works brilliantly! I clicked "show keyboard" and then "full screen" so I could set the buttons as if it was a normal phone keypad and still see the full screen
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Seriously, where can I get this?!
Here. Click on your the game you want and follow the instructions
downloaded Red for my Blackberry for old times sake0 -
Cow.
Black and white
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I have a Pokémon emulator on my phone, that's how cool I am.
I can remember when I was in 4th/5th year (2/3 years ago) a sweeping craze of Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver, Gold and Crystal being available fro mobile phones hit our school.
This was the one thing that got me through those terrible periods of English! Gotta love a wee bit of Pokemon
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Brechin defender @GerryMcLauchlan is a class act on Twitter. Good banter and quite a comedian.
EDIT to add: Brian 'Limmy' Limond is a complete c**t! Utter moron and tweets shite.