distresseduke

i have when i fell asleep in the cludgie in hollywood boulevard and got let oot by the cleaner at 10 in the morning

shame he signed for a smaller club...but hey-ho best of luck to him....after watching him for a few seasons i just dont get tam...not fast.no distribution.not commanding in the air...decent tackler though. best i ever saw him play was for the U21`s against a good iceland team..never really replicated it for us

loved sammy`s partial chelsea smile....what a star

its being reported tonight that dundee utd turned down bids of "over £1M" for johnny russell & gary mackay-steven. after all thompsons snivelling about "where would the million pound shortfall come from" if rangers get removed from the SPL this is his perfect chance to pocket the cash & relegate the pontiff haters. more unbelievable hypocrisy and yet again an indication that there is no wish on the SPL board to do what all the other fans want

the closest i can guess to that was the kebab shop in callender riggs (falkirks first?)

hopefully the team will get diadora kangaroo skin borgs next year...casual classic...not that it matters what they`ll be wearing on their feet due to your incessant long ball tactics

for once...you are a hundred percent spot on

thats great news im delighted for you...maybe you could trying posting it where someone gives a flying f**k?

new? its stunning...clearly the antidote for delusion is a six goal pumping

and lets go the vidiprinter....bdeepbeepbeeep Motherwell 6 (SIx)- Greenock Morton 0

a good point but his "colourful" posts breeds schadenfreude among the rest of us...i now find i have an irrational hatred of morton based solely on him...unfair i know. falkirk & morton have shared many seasons in this division & there was never any major rivalry between us...but now i want you to lose because of bufty baws. im sure thats his whole online persona makes that missioned accomplished for him though..

Incredibly that great behemoth of spherical skills tidser was utter w**k today....astonishing

at least we agree on something

You are a tiresome simpleton...do you really believe that Aberdeen, Hibs, Hearts, Dundee Utd cant afford 200 grand on one player...but st johnstone...with the lowest average gate in the league can? i dont & neither will anyone else with a semblance of a brain cell

COMPLETE AND UTTER HORSESHIT...IS THAT ENOUGH CAPITALS FOR YOU?

what a load of pish..where are you getting this "big club" mentality from..you paid a lot for billy dodds many years ago...as we did with crunchie...apart from that your as bargain basement as the rest of us. it just so happens this is your turn to be in the big league. you will be back in the first division before too long & maybe it will be our turn to go up again. its cyclical amongst which diddy club is in the big league always has been

the usual belligerents are in evidence here...simple facts are this... ayr as the only p/t team are punching above their weight if they stay up..which i hope they do. the massive sleeping giant that is morton are on the other hand hugely underachieving with definately the second biggest budget in the league. putting these facts aside i would love to see that little wingnut p***k get relegated & then sacked for being back in the seaside leagues...

bucket & spade...check. deck chair...check. seaside league here comes the Ton...here comes the Ton and i say its alright

morton are a little diddy club with an average attendance of less than 2000...fact

thanks crowd police...however the point still stands before dundees implosion we were the best supported team in the division

i have absouloutely no doubt that your octoganerian philantropist will give you a bigger budget than us ...that is not in doubt... but lets be honest here when was the last time morton made a noise in scottish football...andy ritchie? graeme payne? you have been a sleeping weed since the eighties & i can confidently predict you will not be in the top league in my lifetime

dundee had a lower average crowd than us last season until they entered siege mentallity mode.....i refer you to an early season over 4000 crowd against cowdenbeath at TFS...morton used to get a decent support...around 25 years ago