Very funny!!
I have fallen by the wayside recently, bike is rusting in the garage out of sheer laziness I'm afraid (and also the golf season getting in the way!!)
Will need to get back into it though, have registered for the PFS 100 miler and will do it.
My boss cycled into a broken down 7.5t lorry 2 weeks ago at full pelt. Totally his own fault as he admits, head down watching out for potholes. Two broken hands, broken ribs, torn calf muscle and other bits of carnage! Had it not been a curtain sider he reckons he would be potted hough by now. Bike fucked, luckily it wasn't his new one he had bought a couple of months ago.
Kind of puts you off a wee bit.