monkeyblair

Light bulb in the corridor has blown.

Exercise

The lights in the corridors and toilets in our office work on a sensor in that if they do not detect any movement after half an hour they switch off. I have just gone for a quick dump and on the way through to the toilets the corridor lights were off but the toilet lights were on but on-one was there. How very strange.

Sorry no.

Fives....

Fives

Brady

Putrid

Did you not see my post above your's?? That is real pain compared to tonsilitis!!

Cling

I don't even know 261 people.

Disney

Knobs

Counting

You know when you take the plastic top off a milk carton and you get the pull off plastic thing underneath? I fucking hate when the lazy fuckers in our office block just peel it back a bit to get the milk out then put the top back on. Just take the thing off and put it in the bucket ya b*****ds.

Lamb

Table

Some things I noticed from last night's episode:- 1. The Mini Mart not only sells nicotine patches but also pregnancy tests. They were behind Denise next to the fags when she was talking to Patrick. 2. When Denise (again) was talking to Afia, one minute Afia's head scarf was hanging down and the next it was thrown over her shoulder. 3. Janine is sexy as f**k 4. If Kim was insured with my company we would have no qualms about paying out for the fire as long as some nude pictures were provided.