monkeyblair

Stick

West

No, in fact I may just let my bike go to rack and ruin before our first ride and let you have a look at it for me!!

I wonder what will be in the envelope?????

Barra's

Merchandise

This is where I stopped reading.

Blazer

A group fucking kicking would maybe sort him out when he gets back?

1. I was born in Luton but left at 3 months old and was brought up in Bo'ness. 2. My favourite school subject was English 3. I am currently 39 years old 4. My favourite sport is football followed by cycling then golf 5. I have been married twice and have 3 kids (2 from first marriage and 1 from second - they all get on great).

My wife just phoned to say that some smart fucker has posted an envelope addressed to Harold Shipman to our house.

Hope you made it to work in time?

Pin

Pillows

It does seem like a bit of an amateur mistake to be honest.

Fucking right he isn't - hope you feel as bad as I do right now!!

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

Cotton

I like playing Football Manager on my PSP and have been in charge of Leyton Orient for 25 out of 29 seasons, have taken them into and kept them in the Premiership for years but not won too much other than a couple of lower league titles and the League Cup. In my final season in charge (you can only play 30 seasons) we got into a poor run just after Xmas and the fuckers sacked me with 2 months of the season (and game) to go!! It is the most cheated I have felt since I found out Santa isn't real. Fucking wankers.

Rogue

The closest I have come to tinkering with my bike recently was to fit my new bottle cage to my hybrid and even that took me 30 minutes by the time I found an allan key the right size.

Also my initials.

Do you work with Bert?

Coffee with milk I had to buy as our office block hasn't had a delivery for 2 days