Dee Man

That's a silly point. If you pay someone for a service and they don't carry it out properly it's not your fault. I was at the dentist the other week and he made a c**t of it - I'll be fucked if I'm taking the blame for it.

My wind-ups couldn't be more obvious if I tried yet the raving lunatic keeps responding with lengthy replies. Dropped on the head as a child IMO. Or taken a booted flare directly to the noggin.

I just watched our highlights v St Mirren and Hibs to reminisce on times gone by when we used to score goals and that. The main thing I took from it is GET CUMMINGS OFF THE FUCKING BENCH. He's not going to score goals from there.

Rangers fans all over our thread when they get the opportunity to have a dig at a Celtic loanee but are nowhere to be seen on here when it comes to discussing an actual game of football. What a strange bunch. The OF are just a bunch of weirdos more obsessed with the other cheek than they are their own team.

I forgot all about that. He would've had the time of his life if he'd just admitted it was him instead of shiting it.

Have you ever seen Leigh Griffiths booting a flare before to know he doesn't have laser precision? He probably played keepy-up with fireworks as a boy every November.

Exactly K.T. I'm hearing he spotted the culprit who threw it in his peripheral vision and curled it straight back into the guy's hands. Not even so much as a thank you. Incredibly rude and ungrateful as well as grasses.

The onus is on you to prove he just kicked it randomly into the crowd as you made the statement.

Can you prove it didn't go straight back to the guy who threw it?

f**k me man, if you charged Leigh Griffits rent for every minute he's lived in your head since he signed for Dundee you'd be a millionaire by now.

Criticise him? I've given him nothing but praise since he did it.

Anything that ensures there won't be any little mini-Morelos' kicking about with that stupid face can only be a good thing for society as a whole.

I doubt that, either his or the club's lawyers said sorry in the statement.

After the letter went out from Celtic to their great unwashed season ticket holders in a certain area of their stadium regarding personal hygiene issues, their next game at home was against Dundee and the stewards didn't appreciate some of our fans coming in with gas masks on and threatened them with ejection if they didn't remove them. I tried to reason with them that it was known as 'humour' but that word appeared lost on them. Bloody nazis.

Is that as well documented? This is the first I've heard of it. I'd like a photo of this for a new screensaver for my phone.

Got to agree here. We're working the keepers in most games but just not sticking it away. The Livi keeper had the game of his life the other week and Clark had to make 3 decent stops from McGhee and Kerr's headers and Griffiths free-kick then McMullan's mis-kick sitter - that's on the players. At the risk of sounding like a happy clapping blind optimist, I'm still not worried. Yet. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

"Feel free to enjoy the ride"

No.

Brilliant. What international audience is this supposed to be catering for? Certainly not Australia. Changes ko time from a manageable 10 pm Saturday night to a thoroughly inconvenient 1 am Sunday morning. Pile of shite.

Norris McWhirter and Roy Castle to be pitchside at the Shankly end to record two official world records for 'paedo' chants and flares thrown onto the pitch.

If it's not their manager grassing it's their fans. Grassing b*****ds. St Yawnstone

Anyway, I see Dimitri Payet got a one match suspended ban for launching a bottle back at Nice fans the other week - sensible IMO. No doubt the Scottish powers that be will ban Griffiths for 10 games, give Dundee a 25 point deduction and have every home game played behind closed doors.

When I saw it at the time I didn't even realise it had gone in the crowd - I might have just seen him kicking the other ones off the pitch - then when I read it had gone in I just assumed it had just landed in the first couple of rows but he's proper gone for it Anyone who reckons they could handle being constantly called a paedo by hundreds of people at a time without eventually losing the plot are talking shite I'm afraid.

That is sensational Some boy.

There are a few things that could be picked apart from the Dundee performance last night - having McGowan on the corners and leaving a striker in the box is not one of them.