Silvio Tattiescone

It took two years to find the Air France one that went down in the Atlantic.

Did it skid on the oil slicks and crash? I did that once #couldhavebeenme

But it does come with 648 spare wheels.

The Tribans have a lot of folk that swear by them. There's even an owner's club - http://triban3owners.freeforums.net/

I got a Trojan from a torrent and none of the usual antivirus tools would shift it so someone suggested Norton. I had to sign up for the free trial with a credit card and to be fair, it removed the Trojan but I forgot to remove Norton afterwards.

Forgetting to cancel the free trial of Norton. b*****d b*****d b*****d, £50 for a fucking antivirus.

FTFY. It's a new adjective - Mortonified. To be so incredibly bad it's beyond embarrassed, it's beyond mortification to the point of Mortonification.

Anybody think they'll get any more than three points before the end of the season?

Bradford are claiming the uncertainty over currency union means a decision has to be delayed until they know whether to pay in Sterling, Euros or Irn Bru bottles.

He's probably going to have to eat Delia's pie later.

When we get a free kick 30 yards out and it ends up going back to our centre half when we have a 6'5" striker in the box, you can see why fans get pissed off. When Holt plays a centre half who couldn't cross his fingers as a winger, you can see why fans get pissed off. When the ball is bouncing around midfield with the opposition smoking cigars and our players running away from the ball, you can see why fans get pissed off. When the team attack, challenge, put shots in, look like they give a f**k - I roar my lungs out like I was 30 years younger.

Meet Edgar

Jovi's got a bit of the Hitler about him.

In the name of God - NO!!!!!!!

Interesting piece - http://theconversation.com/hard-evidence-who-are-scotlands-undecideds-on-independence-23376

Naw, you're just p***ks

I get the feeling that the Christmas Day ceasefire in World War I really came about for both sides to discuss what utter fucking scum old firm fans are.

one-two, one-two. Is this thing on?

No problem with Beck, he's a good addition to the squad. Get the feeling Chalmers was seen as a replacement for Kingsley, who ended up staying.

Nice looking bike

Alloa had forwards?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/breaking-bad-star-jonathan-banks-joins-spinoff-better-call-saul/

Used to drive taxis in Leven and every Fri/Sat night at chucking out time, North St would fill up with drunks playing chicken with the taxis. Guess who won.

He could get McCracken to have a shit in his mouth and he'd get more nutrition.