Since everyone else has 5 more:
6:- I broke my virgintiy with my best mates sister, in his bed at his 18th party. She was 16, and the guy she wanted chose someone else, so i took the opportunity to pump her. The worst thing is though, we were interrupted on two occasions. First by someone who was completely fucked out his face, while she was on her knees sucking me off, then Stuart (her brothers) walks in and gets a HD viewing of my hairy arse
7:- I miss so many of my childhood friends. My 4 best mates left at the end of 5th year, and i stayed on for a 6th year & i only speak to one regularly now. Some i'm glad i got rid of, but when you try to chat to one of them on Facebook & they don't remember you, now that hurts!
8:- I've not been to a home St Mirren game since the 4-0 Celtic game. Mainly due to work & enjoying away trips far better.
9:- I believe football will cease to exist by 2100. I also think at least 3 Scottish clubs will have won European trophies by then,
10:- I despise terrorists.