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Alt F4

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  1. :lol:

    Incidentally that brings me on to another story. Gather round children.

    In the Easter holidays I was back in Inverness and spent one week of them working at the holiday club I work at. So we take the younger group of children all the way over to Whin Park in Inverness. It's a cracking day and everyone is enjoying themselves. All of a sudden this female duck is waddling as fast as she can away from two male ducks. Next thing one of the male ducks launches himself 3 feet forward and decides that he would like to hear the pitter-patter of tiny duckling feet in the future. It's hilarious to see this duck raping the female duck whilst she tries to run and fly away, but he's not getting off her for nobody - including one of the children we are looking after. The child runs after the two ducks shouting "Get off her, stop jumping on her. She doesn't want you to hurt her" - completely oblivious to what is going on - whilst myself and every other member of staff are in tears of laughter. A duck shagging another duck, whilst a child tries to break it up, is an absolutely priceless moment.

    Reading this drunk was very funny. +1

  2. 1. Posting pseudo-intellectual quotes that they've blatantly stolen from elsewhere to try to make themselves seem "deep".

    2. People who feel the need to post a status every time there is a change in the weather (usually happens when it's snowing or there is an unusually warm day).

    2. Posting terrible jokes from Sickipedia and claiming them as their own.

    4. People who play those wee game things where they answer questions abut others and you have to click to find out what they've said

    5. Those 30 day challenge things - are people really naive enough to think that anyone else gives a shit?

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