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Yaldy!!! We'll be expecting your initial thoughts soon!!

There's usually a couple of hikers just in front of the stand at the top of Mt Chiliad. A well aimed punch usually sends one of them flying down the mountain!

I was happily driving along a country road, just north of Los Santos, and a deer ran out the side of the road. I tried to avoid it, but twatted the frigger. The "thwunk" when I hit it felt pretty real. Anyway, I stopped for a second, still in the car, to survey the damage and another car coming towards me swerved to avoid the deer carcass, and crashed into a tree! Brilliant!

Just got invited back to a strippers house and rode her!! Yaldy!

Feel for you man, I got mine from Tesco today. I'd complain if I were you, on their site it said order now for delivery on release date. Either that or phone them, kick up shit and ask if you can pick it up today in your local Tesco.

So for those of you who have played it, how massive is the map? How long to get from, say Los Santos to Mt Chiliad? Also, any of you cycled/ hiked up Mt Chiliad?

Just got a text from the Mrs.. It's heeeeeere! I feel a little faint!!

My wife is on strict orders to text me the minute the postie's been. She says I can play it after we watch a film tonight...

I'm hearing that Rockstar have advised against installing the 360 game disc as it may cause problems. Oh, also..

If you're looking to kill a bit of time waiting for GTA to arrive, Gametrailers have done a really good 1 hr 20 min video on GTA's history: http://www.gametrailers.com/full-episodes/sbtuge/gt-retrospectives-grand-theft-auto-retrospective--complete-collection

My mate just text and said he's "not bothered" if his doesn't come tomorrow and he can wait till Wednesday. f**k's that all about?

Some pretty tasty shit on here... http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/16/17-morsels-of-gta-5-goodness-to-tide-you-over-until-launch-4024708/

Did you get a copy? I should warn you, an answer in the affirmative may sexually arouse me.

Me an all. Your Tesco direct order is on its way.‏Possibly the sexiest e mail I've ever had. And that's up against all those e mails I get offering me viagra and Russian brides.

Yeah mine too. I've had confirmation from them that I'll definitely have it for Tuesday. They'd best be right or I'm going to steal a fucking grape next time I'm in.

Probably something to do with this. Looks like Rockstar aren't happy with Amazon... http://uk.gamespot.com/news/rockstar-investigating-early-gtav-sales-6414471

My Tesco order says "Ready to dispatch". So pull your corporate fingers out your capitalist arseholes and dispatch it then you c***s!

As I said, I emailed Tesco for clarification and they said it will be delivered on Tuesday.

I'd look out your flamethrower just now if I were you, cos there'll be f**k all copies in the shop!

The whole of P&B are spending this morning continually refreshing their order status page! Magic!

I'm hearing that Amazon have now sold out of X Box 360 copies.... Still 3 days away and my excitement levels are at fever pitch. I've not been this excited since my kids were born. Need to calm the f**k down!

First - Nope, Voyager has never left the solar system before Second - Have you read the article?

Good news for Tesco pre order people. I e mailed them because my estimated delivery date said 18th September but the Tesco site, as above, says order now for delivery on day of launch. Anyway, they came back pretty sharpish with this: "Thanks for taking the time to contact me. I am sorry that we have given you wrong information on your confirmation. You will be receiving you copy of GTA V on the release date (17th September) through the post. I hope this helps."

Not even remotely sad. ETA: Just checked my order with Tesco's. It's currently at: Ready to dispatch Which shouldnt excite me. But does.

Just read this - 45 things to do in Los Santos. I won't print it, for those who wish to avoid such information.. http://www.oxm.co.uk/62257/gta-5-things-to-do/