DeeBairn

To be fair, Harrogate sounds like a lovely wee town, and it'll be a pay rise. Beats away trips to Alloa and Greenock. And Falkirk, obvs.

Probably one of the Edinburgh or Glasgow lot, before a wee team moved into his bizarre new town.

Welcome back! Spent a year living in Alloa...it was interesting..

So....you and all your pals came first? Some achievement that.

I hope he turns up in a suit though, and not a lime green mankini..

So basically there's either something rotten at Livi and he jumped, but wants to play in the Premiership, or he's a shitebag?

That's harsh given that you only got out of League 1 a few seasons ago .

It is fairly hilarious how every team keeps signing players from other Championship teams that can't get promoted, then we all keep wondering why we keep not getting promoted. There has to be other leagues around that we can all have a gander at. I'm willing to go scouting around the Caribbean, if anyone wants to pay my expenses..

Basically the footballing equivalent of putting pictures of women on the back of peanut displays in pubs then?

Louis has one good game a month, hopefully you guys play him from the start when he does, or it's a wasted appearance. He can be good, or very good, but lot of the time he is indifferent to what seems to be going on. He had some great games, but was invisible for the rest of them. That may have been just us being Falkirk, but you feel if he was capable of being consistent, he'd still be in the prem. What's the deal with his brother, I thought he'd have been going up with Livi? Has he fallen out with their board, are you guys paying him a small fortune, or has he just shat the bed at the thought of playing at a higher level.

Poverty team, couldn't persuade their manager to hang around in the top flight. And also, the kings of admin

Am I doing this avatar thing correct?

I'd drive him across America at my own expense if he was going to be launched into the sun.

Well, that was an unexpected result, to say the least!

Fair play to him as well, just mind to tell him to feck off if he mentions a certain Mr Kerr is looking for a new club.

Ooft! That's how you steal 3 points, I guess?

His habit of wasting wages on midfielders that we didn't need, his habit of falling out with goalkeepers, his habit of talking total and utter bullshit anytime he was near a microphone. He's basically a bellend who's lucked out a few times and failed all the rest. He spent a small fortune to turn us into an average premiership team for a couple of years, and we are still paying for that ego trip.

He jumped before we burned, he had a good season at ICT and jumped before that ended. He sees their relegation as a sign that he was awesome. Everyone else sees it as a charlatan getting out whilst the going was good. One good season at Hibs, then the old "mutual consent" chat, 9 months at Livi then dumped them when Hartlepool came calling. relegated Hartlepool then got sacked. Took someone elses squad to a League Cup win shortly after taking over, then jumped after the Scottish Cup final against us, almost as if he could see what was coming. If he was as good as many say he is, he wouldn't have ended up out of work for a full season, and then at Raith getting them relegated. He's a legend for that, right enough.

Because he's a long line of managers that thought they were better than they were, fecked off and did nothing but fail. He's pretty much tried to rewrite his managerial career in order to get the Scotland job. He never stopped talking about how he was using Falkirk to move on with his career. That went well.

I think you are out of your coconut..

No ta, Might be the evostick but I'm being chased around Callendar Park by Dods and McCracken. Easy to escape from though, all I have to do is turn reasonable tightly.. McCracken was an empty shirt pretending to be a defender..an upgrade on Dods though thats not saying much, as so was Balatoni..

Brilliant comeback, thank you. I'd take MacGowan and Christie before I'd touch a centre half pairing with McCracken in it.

Wife partner sister and mother. All the same person to you, aye?

If those three have turned up, i feel sorry for the poor people of Paphos, if all the Russian gangsters weren't bad enough, shitty brown shoes is surely the last straw.

Liam Dick will be lucky to make the season 11..