Hammer Jag

He had an amazing meltdown just before half-time when we were 1-0 up. Screaming at Doolan to ‘motivate the players’.

Falkirk 3-0 Queens Park Airdrie 2-2 Raith Rovers Hamilton 1-2 Ayr Utd Livingston 1-0 Dunfermline Partick Thistle 4-0 Greenock Morton

1. Who will win finish first Partick Thistle 2. Who will win the promotion playoffs Dundee Utd 3. Who will win the relegation playoffs Dunfermline 4. Who will finish bottom Queens Park 5. Who will be the first manager to leave their post Callum Davidson 6. Which club will be the first to release an angry statement Falkirk 7. Who will finish top scorer Brian Graham 8. Who will be the dud of the season George Oakley 9. Who will be signing of the season Kyle Turner 10. Which club will provide the most banter moments Queens Park 11. Who will be on the end of the biggest pumping this season Morton 12. Who will be the biggest over/under achiever this season Hamilton/Livingston

For what it’s worth, lunatic Cameron was actually pretty helpful when I contacted her about some aggro we were having in our street, and she’s a WID.

Labour will win my seat at a canter, especially as our current MP defected from the SNP to the Tories. I will probably reluctantly vote for the SNP and their career politican, zero life exeperience candidate as I despise Labour and the Tories with every fibre of my being. But I've never been as apathetic towards an election in my life.

Music garbage aside, I’m enjoying listening to Tom English being served some humble pie from that St Murn fan. He’s such a pompous, squirming weasel of a man.

Get Alston on that fucking plane

I fully expect Raith to beat us - they’ve had our number this season and we looked dead on our feet at the end of both legs against Airdrie. I’m genuinely not arsed if we fail to go up this season. I don’t think we’re ready and I can’t be arsed with VAR, games against the OF and shite kick-off times. I just didn’t want Airdrie to be the team to put us out.

Tan Cowan attempted to start a meaningful conversation about the teams competing in the Championship play-offs, only for Cosgrove to butt in and launch into another irrelevant monologue about St Johnstone. Bin.

Rory Loy sounds close to tears as he talks about Rangers toiling tonight.

Quite the take from someone who couldn’t make a chip shop a viable business in Scotland.

Robert Muirhead is a joke.

Anti-Irish racist hauls opponent to the ground with a wrestling move right in front of the referee in the box. Yellow card. Yellow card, play on.

Camera panning in on the Greenock urchins flooding out hahaha

Morton are a hilarious mess. Which is nice.