Mr Bairn
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Just got an email from 365 this morning telling me I'm banned from promotions
Any way round this?
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News on in the background and heard at least three people refer to, "The Europe".
GTF!
Europe liquidated after we voted out an Sevco'd itself IMO
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Bishop Briggs must be the only one who has worked in the city and thinks it's a good idea to leave the EU.
He's a troll though.
"working in the city" probably means he was a taxi driver or a security guard at sainsbury's. He is an utter clown.
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To be fair when rUK turns into an economic shambles it should stop any substantial flow of Poles and other economic migrants coming to the UK, which is what it is really all about for the large racist faction within the Leave movement.
It's not racist to be concerned about immigration
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The highlight of this thread is a bunch of absolute clowns pretending to know how forex works.
Diddies.
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2 would be ideal but I can't see Europe agreeing to it
I think 4 seems likely
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Went round to my mates for dinner and a few beers watching the football yesterday and some bizarre reason about 8 of us thought it was a good idea to get a taxi to East Kilbride to go to a nightclub. What an absolute full body minter.
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It was a bit of a minter. Farage was conceding the referendum and Carswell was making a public play for his job and then a few hours later they'd won
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I'm not sure what's worse. Being given a rough estimate or dying unexpectedly. In your case the only decent thing* is that you'll have 2/3 months to cherish with her. Whereas in my case I got a text 20 minutes before the end of my nightshift saying it was a matter of time before my nana died (was very much out of the blue) and she died in my arms (literally, as I gave her a cuddle goodnight) around 13 hours later.
Either way, it's a b*****d losing a gran/nana/grandma, whatever you want to call her
Sorry to hear it bud.* There's no "decent thing" about it but you know what I mean.
I reckon a sudden death is worse for the family but better for the actual person
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See when they say 8% has been wiped off the ftse etc, 35% has been wiped off the value of rbs etc., where does the money actually go. Like surely it doesn't just disappear?
It's to do with share prices
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I would like to take the opportunity to confer my agreement with knightswoodbear
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The guards are fooling absolutely no one when they tell us their opposition to DOO is anything to do with safety.
This is about their own pay and rank
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I only usually wear a shirt for one day, but the exception is a t-shirt that I put on when I get home from work and only wear for a few hours until I go to bed, they can be re-worn two or three times.
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I had a Tinder meetup last Wednesday, it was certainly interesting to say the least.
I met the lucky lady for a few drinks, after a few drinks she informed me that she was going to her friend's(who wasn't even in the pub) house, she invited me to join her. I accepted her offer. Anyway, we were off to the bus stop; whilst waiting for the bus, she goes in for a kiss, I turn my cheek on her as I wasn't sure whether she was looking for a 'pull' or a kiss on the cheek - she soon informs me afterwards that she was looking for some tounge to tounge, so I duly obliged & I was having her tonsils for supper whilst at the bus stop.
We get to the friend's house, but it soon becomes apparent that the house is a shit tip. I get greeted in the living room by; the friend, the friend's mother, empty wrappers of tobacco & food etc, a mattress on the floor & NCIS on the tv. The lassie who I had met in the pub was sitting on the mattress & invited to me sit on it with her, I reluctantly accepted her invitation; she instantly came in for a wee cuddle, but that was the calm before the storm. Around five minutes into this rather awkward social gathering, my cuddle buddy decided to go all in for some more tounge to tounge, so picture the scene - I am playing tonsil tennis with this lassie(who at the time is also stroking my tadger underneath the covers), this is all going on whilst the friend & the mother are still in the same room. We go on & on playing some tonsil tennis, my tadger is getting some stagefright; as you can imagine, being watched by two people is rather off-putting. There is some sophistication brought to the night when her friend farts quite loudly
The tounge to tounge is put on hold for while, as my 'date' is getting tucked in to some chips - she decided to feed me some, In the back of my head I am fearing that I may contract salmonlela from eating something that had been cooked in this house, which wouldn't look out of place in Trainspotting. At this time I am having a bit of contrived conversation with the mother in the room, I am struggling to find something to discuss, so we end up talking about hot chocolate & she informs me that she got a bargain in pound stretchers, the bargain being Galaxy hot chocolate for 25p; only the two weeks out-of-date, but not enough to deter this lady from buying it
:lol: The clock strikes eleven & it is time to go home, I leave my meet at the bus stop to a kiss & a pleasant exchange of 'see you soon' etc, sadly I don't think she was digging a bit of Southside Hibee anymore the day after...
The search continues...
I just spunked in my pants
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Are Scotrail trolling their customers?
Reduced service this morning and when I get off the train there are 3 staff members checking tickets at Hairmyres (for trains that are running once an hour)!!!
There are NEVER any staff at Hairmyres station.
I wonder if they're train drivers that have turned up to work only to find out their train is cancelled because the guard they're paired with is on strike?
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Any news on Luca signing?
Apparently he's followed the club on Twitter and been "liking" tweets from our fans
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Kick yourself in the pie
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Just fire the lot of the 3.25 at Chepstow
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Due to a freak genetic accident, Mike and Bernie Winters are BOTH Robbie Winters biological father.
However David Winters was fathered only by Bernie, meaning Robbie and David are the only people in the world that are biologically three-quarters brothers
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Discussion in the pub last night focussed on do you enjoy sniffing your girlfriend's used underwear. Do you?
I don't have a girlfriend
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Arseholes that take their kids for a family meal only to totally ignore them.
Kids are around 5 & 7 and arrived armed with iPads, whenever they try to talk to their parents they are told to be quiet and watch their iPads.
Shocking.
Would you rather they Kate and Gerried the kids?
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Nig nogs? Seriously?
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It's to stop degenerate dweebs like yourself from making an arse of themselves trying to slaver their post-drinking food order to some unlucky young adult.
You seem upset
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Pants
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Sorry to hear it bud.
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in The Gambling Forum
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Probably for not mug punting at all and only depositing £100 every time they did this offer and withdrawing as soon as my refund was in