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  1. Raided Zaavi the other for their 3 for £20 deal.

    DejaVu - 7/10, really good plot and good ending.

    Die Hard 4.0 - 9/10, i'm baised as the Die Hard Series is my favourite of all time but the stunts were absolutely brilliant even if the storyline was a bit far fetched but its an action movie, after all.

    I know i'll get slated here but here goes anyway...

    High School Musical - 9/10, fucking brilliant sunday afternoon type of movie. Loved it.

  2. There was some git walking past my flat in the small hours of the morning a few days ago. It was a bloody school night too, and the drunken arse was singing. I wouldn't mind, if not for the fact that it was a school night. Most annoying was what he was singing;

    'I've got a brand new combine harvester'. b*****d. And he got the words wrong.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    What gets on my tits is binmen leaving your bin right infront of the driveway so you've f**k all chance of getting in or out without having to move it.

  3. Hoping to do a bit of hillwalking in the summer, done 2 munroes, the oakles? is that right? the ones at stirling and the Cairngorms

    Also done some trekking in Nepal when i was around 12, done 40miles in the Annapurna range, that was amazin and something i would love to do again now i'm of an age i would appreaciate it more.

  4. Office Toilets. :(

    I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied.

    I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied.

    I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall.

    That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. :ph34r::o

    Sorry but that is unacceptable.

    I LOL'D! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Its so funny because its true

  5. Not so much a nag, more an oddity...

    I took my flatmate to KFC a few minutes back (Im not eating anything as Im having a bad reaction to a Tesco salad and am currently shitting lettuce [burns like hell, still green, and so floaty that it takes forever to flush]), but we went through the drive thru, and she leaned over and asked for a chicken meal.

    "We havent got any chicken in at the moment, waiting for a delivery".

    At this point we shared a glance, after all, is the full name not Kentucky Fried Chicken? So, she asked "so what do you have?"

    "Weve got hot wings, twisty strips.."

    Now, at this point I wanted to make a comment, but I was too busy preventing myself from shitting lettuce....where do they get these halfwits from?? What do they think hot wings are made out of??

    No its KFC as they arent allowed to call it the full name any longer as the said chicken is processed shite.

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