tinkerbelle

Hopefully, given your previous record, this mode of transport reaches its final destination…

Feel a bit sorry for some of the competitors in the early heats of the women’s 50m freestyle. I know that none of them stood a chance of making the final but I didn’t think it was very nice that at least the first couple in each heat never got the option of moving up to the next round.

Lived here 60 years. Never seen feck all. Tourist pish.

Stake through the heart just to make sure that he stays dead.

If only they had brought back the early morning Open University programmes, she’d have been fine!

There’s talk that England should be managed by an "elite" English manager. Howard Wilkinson is the only English league winning manager that is still alive but I doubt they would go for him at 81 years old. As for English fa cup winning managers, there is only Keith Burkinshaw,81, Harry Redknapp,77, and Ron Atkinson,85, and Joe Royle,75, who are still alive. There are basically no elite English managers out there that have ever won anything to choose from.

This. Tell them to remove the stuff on their side as you are taking YOUR fence down. If they put up another fence afterwards, just tack onto it.

About 40 million English dreams have just died.

This is the 15th change of prime minister since I was born. Only 1 of them made a real difference to our place on the map of history.

Will you borrow the van from Jones the butcher whilst yours is off the road?

The wife bought a pushbike about 4 months ago. It fell over earlier. She was not best pleased when I told her that was the farthest it had moved since she got it.

Saved before the delete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Abercromby Mega shock.

Lots of soup at the purvey.

Scotland have never made more than 2 passes yet. Nothing is getting past Rudiger.

Done a wee job a couple of weeks ago in a lovely garden flat beside the Forth bridges. Boss wasn’t sure of the owners name, but he thought that it might be Darren Franks who was in America at the time. My boss mentioned the job again today and he also happened to mention that he remembered something about the owner driving race cars in America!! Turns out his name was not Darren Franks after all….. Dario Franchetti. Easy mistake to make if you don’t follow motorsports

Murray horsed again.

Body been found

Haw, current climate, Ukrainian folk are always allowed to be one step ahead..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ball_(actor) At the start of the week God was having a gangbang, now he’s having a Ball.

Met this guy in his house.. if you know, you know!

We were fine with the girls getting extra as that was only fair. It had long been agreed. I don’t think working on roofs would have suited them anyway. She spent the loan money on mail order shite off the television, she was probably on the Christmas card list from QVC.