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Anyone who thinks the new stuff tastes decent is a beast. It's really that simple.
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I must be strange but gunther and 8mile have never even made me frown
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All this makes taking sweeties from a child seem difficult.
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Its probably him.
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What's all this "Thank you." shit? Bit Grimboesque imo.
I apologise for the interference but the "Thank you" patter is a million miles away from any Grimbo shit.
It is from the best poster this site has ever seen.
Sebu, the man, the legend and scarf extraordinaire.
Take yer blasphemy back.
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You used to w**k yourself into oblivion at the mere mention of his name.
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From a casual and neutral reader, my conclusions are as followed:
Grimbo - Come on man? What are you playing at?
Liam Dfc - Well played - I am glad to see your break did you well, top notch as always. Faissal El Bakhtaoui should be an appropriate reward for you. . .
8mile - Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. It's been vertical reading ever since - your pokey bum-w**k fable. You won't recover from your recent exploits. Good luck though.
Skidmark - Pretty funny and quick witted, it's a sin that you've been targeted by a weirdo but hey, if you're gonna divulge anything online , you should be prepared for something like this to happen. (Probably a good thing for people to learn) A martyr amongst men.
Magee - Full marks for your information and restraint. True "box office."
Gunther - Someone said earlier that you would be the kind of guy that would slap your back too hard - I get it, I know what he meant.
Sebu - The people's champion. Undisputed number one, a true hero.
That's it I'm afraid - I started something that I can't finish.
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And 'Fat Ronaldo' is clearly the 'real' Ronaldo.
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It turns out that Axl is amazing. He's a wee naan of course but oh my, he can do it!
He's up there with the best of them, I must say. . .It gives me super seeth that Queen thought that they could get away with a dirty baby wipe as a front man.
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Shite one.
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Maybe Bran will warg into either, 'hold the door Hodor' or the direwolf who was mauled by the wights?
Surely the nights king would have them both as part of his army. . .
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He reeled you lot in with ease.
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Nobody should be banned, ever. Racist slurs aside, of course. Anybody who riles you up, should just be ignored (not put on ignore) just ignored, full stop.
The only ones who I can think of who are really bad are: Fat Dave - Did u not say u shat on your wifes arm one time? Poor stuff.
Grimbo : Pretty poor posting content, fair do's with the whole public funding malarkey though , well played, make the most of it (very sad that your pets were involved, I would be devastated) but jeezo, sort it out. . .
The jambo who moved to Poland, got married and bumped - You also need to sort it out. Kurwa maç, Ja Pierdole !
I can't really think of anyone else who's that's brutal, perhaps, maybe the Dundee fan with the stick legs who reckons he's a 'top boy' but that's about it.
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Carpet carpet Disco!
The boy seems to be a pars fan. Guid fae him.
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You know why this happens? Because people who pick up a stapler with no staples in it just pick up another stapler rather than putting staplers in the empty one. If you're not the solution, you're part of the problem.
Many moons ago, when I worked for a well know banking institute, I was on the wrong end of a severe bollocking for messing up an international payment. I was nervously messing around with a stapler as I was receiving a shower and hairdryer combo.
Stapler was not as empty as I had presumed it was. It was about 20 mins after I had stapled my hand that my boss noticed the blood pouring out (I couldn't hide it any longer, and I wanted the staple out by this point)
Anyway - those who don't refill staplers should be commended.
The good part of this story is, I cost the bank nearly 30k in compensation as the guy missed a deadline for buying a house in Sweden.
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Grown men going into the club bar asking for ice wrapped in tea towels is a bit of a minter too.
The worst part of the whole thing.
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Touchey people, as in those who touch you
I met a very old woman who I knew from years ago just the other day. She gave me a huge kiss on my cheek with her 1950's nuclear lipstick. I could feel the rolling stones in print. Much to my horror she then pulled out a fancy silk handkerchief and covered it in grog.
Wiped my face with it. . .
She gets a pass because she was probably a 'wid' 65 years ago.
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For reasons unbeknown to me (other than drunkenness) I decided to smoke half a packet of cigarettes in about 2 hours.
I wish my "drunkenness" limited me to such paltry numbers.
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If we bottle it from this position they'd deserve to go.
Too true. Johnson would have to go too.
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Mon then! looks like a Wallace & Gromit character.
I told you not to wear that shirt.
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I don't think he was tbf.
It makes sense now. Cheers.
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Irn Bru
in The General Nonsense Forum
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It does originally come from Falkirk so I guess it was only a matter of time before they fucked it up.