[How Do We Solve a Problem Like Obesity?]

Gervais solved this problem about a decade a go!

[All things Dundee FC]

Spoke to a few DABs in work, supposedly Deuchars does own Gussie and there are rumours the stadium was traded off against a 'soft' loan.

The man who supposedly has it, was someone who was going into the Oz club with him, too.

So reading between the lines, ST didn't have enough money to fund his part of the OZ deal so mortgaged off the stadium for a soft loan which may have paid off 1 of his soft loans freeing up money for him?

[All things Dundee FC]

Swanson would be a cracking signing, but can't see it happening.

He's exactly what we need to give us more options, he ripped us apart at Dens last April.

Swanson + a target man + a physio who can get Loy, Thompson and low fit for the rest of the season will do me before the transfer window!