JamieThomas

Has there actually been an official announcement about Robinson and Smith yet?

Aye - and don't tell me that by playing Fraser Mullen we weren't ripping the pish out of the Juniors.

Why not?

Robbie Neilson had one red card in nearly 300 games for Hearts. No sure what the fat lad is slavering about trying to dress Robbie up as some sort of hatchet man.

Yep, and Weir got sent off for being headbutted. At least Scottish refs are consistent for sending our players off for that, mind.

Plus, Leigh Griffiths DOES look like the Mekon, and I'd well pump Eilidh.

In all this 5-1/7-0 shite, it's big Mark de Vries I feel sorry for. Sitting back in Holland, probably eating a cold pie, and perking up every time he hears 5-1 in the news, only to be told "Nah sorry man, the other 5-1". Poor ****.

Probably, it was the last time the all the die hard supporters since that July wanted to go to every game.

Which is pretty much the last time all the goons greeting about loyalty points went through there for a league game.

If we get to the final, I might even watch it on tv.

Didn't even go today. Rakes of folks coming back into the pub at half time. "Training Exercise". Still kinda wish I'd went, mind.

Because he was shit scared of being hooked by a hibby, imo.

The jury is very much out on McHattie, mainly due to his infuriating habit of continually trying to play up inside Danny Wilson's farter, but I'm honestly baffled about your opinion on Carrick. I prescribe staying out of the sun, and fighting less dafties down Granton.

What name and number you getting on the back of your top this year, UJ?

There'll be some love makin', heart breakin', soul shakin', owowowowow.

If this is happening at Inverkeithing Station, then it'd better be the top car park. Agreed, GrantonisfullofbufftiesandguyswhothinkC3P0iscoolJambo?

And by the way - in terms of money - that soundtrack is SO MONEY IT HURTS. You need to think about that, ShatitJambo.

Disagree. The one thing you need in the Championship is to win lots of friendlies.

I assume it's bleak stuff? I doubt I'll put myself through it, then. I'd been fairly upbeat to this point, but everybody knows that your second string friendly results against Dundee are the real barometer of your upcoming season.

What kind of reading does it make?

Less talking, more walking. You've already missed the last number 47.

He's got one pal to hold his jacket, and another to phone your ambulance. Fucking granite hard, but also considerate.