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The joke thread: a thread for camaraderie and hilarity
The DA replied to Ayia Napa Daz's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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8 for Thursday. I hope all those 10s are in the top league!
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Powerwash Simulator for me. Suits my ADHD tendencies.
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6 for Wednesday. Got that sinking feeling.
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You'll no be saying that when the coverage stops dead at 9:30.
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We keep our goal
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Worra start. Now they'll call the game off!
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Good grief
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Ooh, err...
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Is there something wrong with the NSFW forum? I enter the password, in caps, but it just keeps cycling.
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That first one's just the arse of a sea-horse. Nothing to see here.
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The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2023
The DA replied to Miguel Sanchez's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I asked Bard to write a McCarthy-style paragraph. Convincing? The sun beat down on the desert like a hammer, and the only sound was the wind blowing through the tumbleweeds. The man and the boy walked for hours, their mouths dry and their skin cracked. They were lost, and they knew it. They had been walking for days, and they were starting to lose hope. The man stopped and looked around. They were in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but sand and sky in every direction. He knew that they couldn't keep going like this. They would die if they didn't find water soon. The boy looked up at his father. "Are we going to die?" he asked. The man shook his head. "No," he said. "We're not going to die. We're going to find water." The man turned and started walking again. The boy followed him, his eyes fixed on the horizon. They walked for hours, and the sun continued to beat down on them. The man's shirt was soaked with sweat, and the boy's lips were chapped and bleeding. Finally, in the distance, the man saw something. It was a small green oasis, with a pool of water in the center. He ran towards it, the boy close behind him. When they reached the oasis, the man and the boy fell to their knees and drank deeply from the pool. The water was cool and refreshing, and it revived them both. After they had drunk their fill, the man and the boy lay down in the shade of a palm tree and fell asleep. They slept for hours, and when they woke up, they felt refreshed and renewed. The man knew that they would still have a long journey ahead of them, but he was confident that they would make it. They had found water, and that was all that mattered. -
The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2023
The DA replied to Miguel Sanchez's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I'd like to hear his take on the crossing -