Remember, pinch and heid forward. Don't listen to the 'heid backward' lobby, unless you're a vampire.
Irrelevant and boring story: when I was a bairn, I was at the swimming pool and suddenly everyone started yelling that I had a nosebleed. There was no blood in the pool, and none on my hand when I touched my nose. The lifeguard hauled me out and sent me off to the first aid post, where the lassie responded like I was a road traffic accident victim before I even said why I was there, and had me sit with my head between my legs with a towel pressed to my nose for ten minutes. Once she saw that the bleeding had stopped, she sent me off to get changed, which is when I noticed that I didn't have a spot of blood on me, and neither did the towel.
Still think I was victim to the strangest, and most elaborate GTF in history