Herman Hessian

pheasants ?

selling all the misappropriated personal effects of deceased, formerly wealthy patients on eBay, same as usual....

would have been my suggestion, but none of the plotted points are distorted - unless you mean creating two separate sheets each using a different scale, then combining screen grabs of each one - that might be the easiest option if you just want the graph purely as an illustration rather than having any functionality ???

I don't think watching another couple at it from your hiding place in the bushes counts... also - don't like to burst your optimistic bubble, but if you get seen, i think your chances of being invited to join in are slim at best

f**k me - all these years and i never realised it was set in Trumpton, Connecticut...

you still come across as being a bit (steve) ignorant, though...

hugely sensible decision - good work; I may follow along similar lines over the weekend by watching all of Taboo - that thing with Tom Hardy that was on the BBC a couple of years ago; no idea what it was really all about, but fucking brilliant nontheless, and James Keziah Delaney's hat is the single greatest piece of headgear in the entire history of mankind - want one...

you cheeky boy ! look at my dimples....

will most of the words exchanged be "sausages" ? ETA - bollocks - my bad - that wasn't a jack russell....

they could make a model castle out of their hoarded toilet rolls (as amply illustrated elsewhere on P&B) and film themselves stood in front of it with their iPhones ?

she had a bit of a funny turn a little while back - something about "thought about school and it burst in to flames and burned to the ground" or some such bollocks...

will make a cool mortuary table for laying out the dead as the summer wears on; put them on a non-permeable layer, the body can be whisked away (aka tipped off) once due deference has been paid, and it's on with the wake using the same table - good work !

is this one of them ?

nah - that's the gwyneth paltrow candle you're thinking of...

raspberry and redcurrant - sublime if the Liz Hurley Appreciation Thread had a taste, it'd be raspberry and redcurrant pie...

no brainer here, but just to add a bit of gristle to chew over - I assume that those ceramic/tin foil/pot dishes full of meat (or whatever) that have a pastry lid on them and no matching sides and bottom should never be considered as pies, that the hostelries and shops which serve them as such should be burned to the ground and the 'chefs' who make them kicked to death ?

liking the nod to judge nutmeg and the wheel of justice in episode #100 have always thought that Andy Dawson is like Dudley Moor on the Derek & Clive tapes - keeps up and contributes for most of the time, but just loses it when Peter Cooke switches in to comedy god-mode - his corpsing just adds to the hilarity...

naga munchetty (irritating as f**k in her own right, but there's more..) suffixing every very obviously anti-corona virus snippet on the BBC news with "...to prevent the spread of corona virus" - ie "Australia and New Zealand have closed their borders to international air traffic - TPTSOCV" - "the carabinieri are restricting the movement of north/south traffic on Italy's main arterial autostrada - TPTSOCV" - thanks for clarifying that, Naga, I thought these drastic measures to minimise travel were to celebrate the vernal equinox, perpetuate pagan belief systems and make us all feel warm and fuzzy I know she's just spouting out scripted drivel, but it's entirely fair to shoot the messenger (when it's her); as an aside, I think that BBC TV's coverage of these goings on has been fucking appalling...

very good shout - i instinctively thought of a great northern because of way it's sat in the water, but the grey (and the black throat ) suits your call much better - only thing is, it should have a white patch towards its arse-end at this time of year ???? https://www.bto.org/develop-your-skills/bird-identification/videos/bto-bird-id-winter-divers

utter crap - fucking bloke's talking complete balloux